Oh, I know you’re ready for some trolls. I mean damn. It’s been an entire two weeks, which is basically enough for a certified troll drought.
So without further ado…
Allow me to present our two trolls…
FOZZER AND okay hang on what the FUCK.
no. we’re not doing this again. especially not with THAT guy. give me a second.
lemme just
kinda
there!!! good as new
Okay. Ahem. Please enjoy FOZZER VELYES and MARVUS XOLOTO, who will both be starring in HIVESWAP FRIENDSIM: VOLUME FIFTEEN when it launches! Tomorrow afternoon (Fri Nov 09) is our projected release date. See you then!
I think Toby actually named this one. The idea here is that you start with a normal song and slowly work your way to the weird clown shit. this is meant to reflect the real life struggle of finding someone hot and slowly but surely acclimating to the fact that they are a clown. we all been there. extremely relatable.
i got that weird laugh from toby as an mp3 and i THINK its from a spiderman game. it could just be toby’s own impish laughter but probably not. toby has a hearty joy-filled laugh with exactly 0% in the vein of clownery. i love toby so much.
so here we are. friendsim friday and i have to act like clownfuckery is just another aspect of my life akin to say a sweet tooth or psoriasis. like “yeah man we all done fugged a clown once am i right fellas” over here grasping at straws, desperation in my voice “r-right??? fellas???”
his name was daniel and he really loved ICP and i think now he works as a manager at a taco bell. yeah thats right daniel. i’m callin you out you nasty juggalo. my inherited army of teens are comin into your taco bell and taking all your fuego sauce. dont call me. that felt good. i feel better. what were we talkin about?
Can you believe how far we’ve come? The Friendsim is almost over, but before we go we’ve got TWO more volumes and FIVE(?) more trolls, that’s right FIVE(!) left to go through, and for the penultimate volume we bring you THESE LOVELY TWO:
Pro Muscular Theatrist NIHKEE MOOLAH and Pro Rebellious Teen DARAYA JONJET will be making their debut, leaving the final volume to feature A WEIRD PAIR OF CLOWNS and SOME LAME GOTHY LOOKING GUY.
Are you EXCITED?? Are you ENRAPTURED?? Are you EHHH, JUST NOT FEELING IT TODAY, IDK?????
Well in two out of three of those cases you are gonna LOVE this volume, expected to launch TOMORROW IN THE LATE AFTERNOONISH SORT OF VICINITY, AS USUAL.
(Pacific Time)
(Tomorrow is Friday)
(The 30th)
(Technically it’s already Friday in my time zone so maybe it’s launching today??)
