Hey hello I’m going to try to find old Homestuck incest posts of various kinds and reblog them here! Might also try to find stuff not on Tumblr. New stuff isn’t out of the question but old stuff is the focus.
If y'all have any tips to help me find old posts, let me know! Right now I’m just finding reblogs of posts from 2012-ish and going down the blog from that post since Tumblr lets you do that
Thinking about maybe putting old brojohn and similar ships here as well
john wets the bed until he is eleven years old and whenever it happened he would go into his dad’s room crying and dad would take care of him and clean him up and let him sleep with him
one night he has a wet dream but mistakes it for peeing so he goes to his dad’s room and dad is cleaning him up and
wait that’s not pee
he asks john if he remembers his dream and john nods but doesn’t want to tell dad about it and dad understands so he finished cleaning him up and lets him sleep with him
except that john can’t sleep because he remembers every detail of his dream vividly and it’s starting to have an effect on his lower region so he just barely touches his dick and wow that feels good and he does it again and again and he’s breathing heavily trying not to make any sounds because his dad is sleeping right next to him and if his dad finds out what john was dreaming about then that would be the end of life as he knew it so he’s trying to be really quiet
but dad is awake the whole time and he’s listening as john touches himself in his bed and he’s listening as john makes the cutest sounds while trying to be quiet and he’s listening as john whispers ‘dad’ before coming in his underwear
dad pretends to be asleep when john sneaks out of the bed to go to the bathroom again
No, Dave. Make love to the camera. Come on, Bro needs the money.
Life with a gamer.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
Why on earth would I be insulted?
You actually took the time to gift me a little caricature of something relevant to my blog.
Now hold still while I kiss your face.
You get 8onus points for not making me some fat slo8 in a Vriskashirt, too or anything as degrading as I deserve.
Now let me in on this and let me just shove my awesome tits against your head. <33333333
Yeah, I could get used to this.
Okay, seriously though, last one. Thank you, both of you!!
You are flawless.
Never stop.
yes this is going to be a bro/dave spam from the stridercest da group
will never get tired of this
Lalondecest. MORE FROM THE JM sorry for the flood guys, I drew too much last night 8(
Up and at ‘em, little man. Gotta start the morning right.
I got a request for Bro and Dave’s favorite position, but I think they each have their own opinion, so here’s #1. I’ll let you guess whose favorite this is. ;D
Also I love people screwing with half their clothes on, so sorry about all the shirts all the time. |D
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME MOIRAIL
the edge gets cut off but w/e
LINES AND FLATS
N33D MOR3
omg ew.png
Good night. <3
uu: AND YET YOu WILL LEAVE BEHIND. A TRuLY BREATH TAKING CORPSE.
bleeding hearts
didnt say that bro
apparently people like when Dave draws doodles for Bro………………………..
<33333333 BrOTP.
i got lots of requests for egbertcest so here you go!! plus 8664831’s request for john showing off him wearing fishnets to his dad (kinda)
for my love <3>
my goodnight drawing =u=
Thank all 200+ for following me? why are you here.
i drew a picture to. celebrate. i guess.
Lalondecest (requested by sleepymolester)
I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.
This is what you missed out on in case you didn’t check out my stream! Some Stridercest. Also a newfound love of the term “powerbottom.”
Also, oh hey, when did I… 60 followers? I… I don’t think my body is ready.
<33333333
Seriously, you guys. This blog is part Stridercest appreciation blog.
where makin this happen
aka why dave is really afraid of cal
Hey sexy lady
I got the right to know
if this is mutual
Ahaha~ Some Lalondecest for Sceriious
This is pretty much the first thing that hops into my mind when I think of Lalondecest, to be honest <3
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Whoops I need to go back and tag a bunch of posts lol I had been doing them while they were in the queue for that day and maybe the next and then I Forgot to keep doing it
Speaking of which: while I still have relatively few posts on here, let me know if there’s any tags that would be helpful to add!
dont you hate it when mom and dad kiss in front of you
sleeping in
STRIDERCEST YES GOOD
OH BRO OH
OH DAVE OH
Anon asks for Bro/Dave.
Immediately go to Bay’s page.
its 3:40 am and i am inebriated, and you know what that means: borderline dersecest, apparently.
uh maybe but where do you want it to go?
striderpile
dave is suffering from awkward arm
for Lana
;__; thank you. it’s beautiful.
too lazy to reglub it from tumblr
so you get it from da
hi boys
this was supposed to be frotting but it’s ok it’s still bro/dave
request for stridercest and dave in a dress
Yup. Mine. Requests all over the place tonight.
no one would draw me daves…. so i did it myself………….
might as well post this, right…
random feelings for these two, so a quickie for now :3
GOOD NIGHT.
I am the best in drawing it’s-not-actually-porn poses.
my friends are gAY
my little shotaaaaa
i want to draw you a floorplan of my head and heart
with da texture
w/o da texture
Bro trying to read to Dave but sleeps before he can finish.
Naptime. We all deserve a break once in a while. <3
TG: shut up
TT: Okay.
– tentacleTherapist ceased pestering turntechGodhead –
TG: no dammit i didnt mean
TG: ok fuck you too
– tentacleTherapist began pestering turntechGodhead –
TT: I know you want to.
TT: ;)
– tentacleTherapist ceased pestering turntechGodhead –
TG: …
Okay that’s enough Bro/Dave for now :T
Some silly sketches of Dave and Rose from my sketchbook last night during Lifestyles crit! I, uh. Draw a lot of Homestuck during Lifestyles, idk why. PROBABLY BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY HOMESTUCKS IN OUR CLASS??? But yeah here, enjoy some Dersecest or whatever :P
