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papa egbert’s power plays cut to the bone

egberts smooching because the tag broke

Artist: タイガー
look dave, it’s you me and bro
screw you strider dont post your smut all over my dash
totally not saving this. ever. at all.


It ain’t gonna suck itself, Dave.



Dave Strider just can’t escape the incest
it’s everywhere
EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU

A young heterosexual stands in his bedroom.
oh my god i actually laughed
omg my art is on that door. I AM SO FLATTERED ;___;
also lol john u so straight 8D

HELP I DREW THIS THING.

wait i’m always down to draw them too

“Yep, I’m on this and you’re not. How’s that feel, motherfucker? >:D ”
Seeing my snuggly gift arts makes me think Dave is a smug bastard about being the only one who gets to sleep in a bed with Bro.
It also makes me think that Bro sleeps like a rock when everything is normal, so once Dave is all dressed, he likes to sneak back into bed for a few minutes in the morning before he goes to school or Bro goes to work. =u=
its too damn cute
i cant handre it
edit: okay so apparently tumblr fucked this up?? i dunno how to work this shit man


“Somehow everything I own smells of you
And for the tiniest moment it’s all not true”
- Snow Patrol

goodgravyi’maddictedtostriderscest
okay so please don’t hate me but i’m reblogging this separately because it’s my favourite of the stuff i did last night and they deserve their own post. also i realised i forgot bro’s sideburns, so i scribbled those in. i don’t know. whatever.
i will definitely be drawing more bro love tonight. >:3

$5 roxy and rose roleplay wizards commission
but then i was lazy and just wanted to draw funny costumes and makeouts really fast hope thats cool .-.
om g i feel so bad for the egbertcest tag, it’s been getting a bit too much hate that no ships deserve
:’(
here u go egbertcest tag, to add a happy 1+ and to put something nice in ur tags

this is what we do in this stream, God help us.

kissu kissu


BEEP BEEP BIRTHDAY LALONDES COMIN’ THROUGH
Have a happy birthday Alexa!


I’m sorry. I reaaaaally like lolita. :|

john harbors much affection for his parental figure.
Rose/John - grimdorks
Dave/Jade - spacetime
Rose/Dave - dersecest
Jade/John - prospitcest
Rose/Roxy - lalondecest
Dave/John - hammertime
Dave/Bro - first stridercest
Dave/Dirk - stridercest
Rose/Jade - guns and roses
Jane/Jake - english muffin
Dirk/Roxy - neorails
Roxy/Jake - shotgun
Dirk/Jane - portalship
Jane/Roxy - cotton candy
Dirk/Jake - pumpkin patch
Aradia/Tavros - team charge
Aradia/Sollux - 2spooky
Aradia/Kanaya - corpse party
Aradia/Vriska - fluorite octet
Aradia/Equius - iron maiden
Aradia/Feferi - hemocircle
Aradia/Dave - double time
Tavros/Karkat - red bull
Tavros/Nepeta - cavalreapurr
Tavros/Kanaya - fashionabull
Tavros/Terezi - dragonfly
Tavros/Vriska - tavriska
Tavros/Gamzee - pbj
Tavros/Jade - bulldog
Tavros/Dave - s'mores
Sollux/Karkat - ketchup and mustard
Sollux/Feferi - queen bee
Sollux/Dave - applebees
Sollux/Roxy - hacker buddies
Karkat/Nepeta - katnep (catnip?)
Karkat/Terezi - adorabloodthirsty (the only OTP)
Karkat/Vriska - vriskat
Karkat/Equius - strongmad
Karkat/Gamzee - tropicshipping
Karkat/Eridan - prince and knight
Karkat/Jade - kats and dogs
Karkat/John - communism
Karkat/Dave - red knight district
Karkat/Meenah - leadership
Nepeta/Terezi - scratch and sniff
Nepeta/Equius - meowrails
Nepeta/Gamzee - better than catnip
Nepeta/Eridan - catfish
Nepeta/Jade - olive garden
Nepeta/Dave - coolcat
Kanaya/Sollux - fashion bee
Kanaya/Terezi - fashion police
Kanaya/Vriska - spidermoth
Kanaya/Gamzee - clown hunting
Kanaya/Rose - rosemary
Kanaya/Jade - spaceship
Terezi/Sollux - blind love
Terezi/Vriska - scourgecest (scourge sisters)
Terezi/Gamzee - blind rage
Terezi/Dave - coolkids
Vriska/Sollux - double trouble
Vriska/Equius - neigh8ors
Vriska/Feferi - vrisfef
Vriska/John - con heir
Vriska/Rose - blue rose
Eridan/Feferi - eriferi
Feferi/Jade - horrorcuties
Feferi/Jane - heiresses for life
Rufioh/Aranea - windfang
Rufioh/Horuss - mechanical bull
Rufioh/Kurloz - pbj2 electric boogaloo
Mituna/Latula - radrom
Mituna/Kurloz - m1m3 50rry
Kankri/Latula - social justice
Meulin/Kurloz - rydas and ninjettes
Aranea/Meenah - gillfronds
Aranea/Jake - whomping widow
Roxy/Calliope - snake wine
Calliope/Caliborn - cherry limeade
my first legit ship was tavros/tavros

It’s called a home remedy, little man.
For Ven. Feel better, bb.
Guys, let’s all stop being sick, okay? It’s kind of starting to be not fun. :|

save water, shower with a friend

bros 4 lyf
this is stupid
and doesn’t make quite as much sense cropped this way but the rest of the drawing was total shit soooo!!
oh well
posting this at 6am so it gets pushed back when everyone wakes up
now i’m off to draw john/dave because IT’S JOHN/DAVE DAY WOOOHOOOOO
bros 4 lyf
this is stupid
and doesn’t make quite as much sense cropped this way but the rest of the drawing was total shit soooo!!
oh well
posting this at 6am so it gets pushed back when everyone wakes up
now i’m off to draw john/dave because IT’S JOHN/DAVE DAY WOOOHOOOOO

guess the fic
yup it’s this one

i draw cutesy shit but then turn right around and do this
u can’t tame me

lalondes and kittens and scarves and wizard fics
no better way to spend the holidays

never too old for a good story

:3c

boku no egbert

someday well go somewhere nice
thanks for the help bb
i colored it OTL



Stridercest request photo set!
Sorry, guys, I didn’t realize the other answers weren’t rebloggable. For now, here’s a set of the finished requests to date. I’ll make sure to do the next set of requests properly.
Thanks for the asks! :D They’re fun!

stop wriggling, dave, you’re gonna like it!
Yaoidog asked for ”Bro getting sexually frustrated by random things Dave is doing around the house or something silly.” I hope I didn’t make it too silly though..
They’re not even in the house in the first part ;w;
Yea Bro don’t bleed on lilCal

doodle
낙서
완성안할거임

Oh sup Egbert. Didn’t see you come in.
OH RIGHT REQUESTS back to those… ok seriously if you ask for two characters it’ll just be shipping, or vaguely shipping. So, a Dave and Bro/Dirk “chilling” for Sanjista.
ohhhhhhhhh myyy gooooooddddddddd that’s fine with ME

‘he is sleeping’