December 2023

sugoihime:

guardian raspberries AT ITS BEST

livelaughstuck:

This is a test episode for a podcast I want to do that gives me and my guests space to delve into the more controversial sides of fandom. Be prepared for taboo and adult topics, or skip this episode entirely! We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week!

Have you ever felt shamed for your interests within a fandom community? Join me in a revealing conversation with guest @sgt-spank, known for his Bro Strider body pillow, as we tackle the topic of Homestuck fandom purity culture and its impact on fans. We share our personal experiences with this damaging mindset and discuss how it has affected our enjoyment of fandoms while navigating the path to self-acceptance.

Sgt Spank’s Etsy
Sgt Spank’s NSFW Twitter
Sgt Spank’s SFW Twitter

This podcast’s transcript is entirely automated and I have not yet gone through and edited it outside of adding speaker names, so sorry for any inaccuracies!

Edited and music by Domi

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Remind me when I get back from my social media blackout to put more effort into finding shipcest posts that aren’t stridercest

If y'all have any specific ship requests, submit them and I’ll take a look when I’m back in about a week!

astralsprout:

This is the closest I could get to drawing Stridercest.

This was a request from a friend, for her friend’s birthday. u vu;

spogooty:

organic chemistry more like fuck no

notmikey:

muah

sleiin:

cactusgarrus:

A little orange crush, okay?


Thanks to Sleiin and Insecureillustrator for helpin’ me hop on the bandwagon and team. This little bathtub collection of paper boats is getting larger. Dammit. :I

welcome on the ship bby /blows kissu

samwhingechester:

Oh my gosh, you like orange? I like orange too! What is happening here? 

cactusgarrus:

One of the many results of that little Guardiancest strife with Sleiin

DSHAL DAVESPRITE AND HAL!!!! please

fletchery-png:

image

such cutes!

strideer:

napalmarts:

fastpuck:

stupid sexy slowdancing striders

bluh, feels. All of them.

man i know i have reblogged this before but like its just so beautifully intimate and makes me wanna cry on everyone ok i just want them to kiss and im just a bundle of feelings this is probably my favourite??? stridercest picture??? ever??? wow

ako0126:

……um.

ako0126:

야무송언니 사랑함니다

답례로 이런 똥을 드리다니 다음엔 데이부만 그릴게요 흑 흐ㅡㄱ

얌송언니 만세 만만세

려진이의 아트다음이 내 그림이라니 죽고싶다

kl1lme:

BroDave. <3

cactusgarrus:

Yes, hello. I .. I need this. Dammit Sleiin. 

And hello to my new followers. :’) I’ll draw you a better greeting picture when I get my ass up~ I love you all! Enjoy yourselves here, hm? <3

kl1lme:

brodave, kiss.

sleiin:

image

thank you!! ////u//// *puts A+ in report card*

sorry for taking so long to reply anon ; u ; have more striders as compensation

also my ship in HSWC, this time drawn more seriously XD

ako0126:

Good night or good morning! :)

….umm… good afternoon..? ..

허허 (쥭고시픔)

sleiin:

TG: your stupid beard is chafing my nose

TT: You love it.

a continuation of this with more obvious Stridercest. Thank you so much for 1000+ followers!! You’re all awesome ~ <3

frithia:

i f inally drew it

the full kis

2outlet:

:/

inceststuck:

Remind me when I get back from my social media blackout to put more effort into finding shipcest posts that aren’t stridercest

If y'all have any specific ship requests, submit them and I’ll take a look when I’m back in about a week!

hello i’m finally back a couple days late – i’ve gotten your asks and i’ll try to get to them soon! feel free to send in more suggestions in the meantime

johnegbert:

super rich kids

When to Archive

I made this poll a while ago but I’ve gotten more followers since then so I figured I’d check in. Currently I’m only archiving up until about 2017, with most of it being from 2011 - 2013.

What should be the archive stopping point?

When Homestuck did, 2016

What you’re currently doing, 2017

Before Beyond Canon starts, 2018

A rolling time gap, 5 years (currently 2018, next year 2019, etc)

A rolling time gap, more than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

A rolling time gap, less than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

No end – archive stuff as it comes out

Other (say in tags/replies)

See Results

signelchan:

kamikaze2007:

Oh Jade, I get all tingly when you take control like that.

I wrote a fic about that once.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MORE AMPORACEST! any flavor is good but ericro is the best, thank youuu ❤️

Added some to the queue!

typo in the tag ''davesrpite''

Thanks! Fixed it!

do u think u could find any roxyxdave :O

I put some in the queue, but I’m having a harder time finding it than other ships. Do you (or anyone) have any good search terms? I’ve only tried daveroxy and roxydave so far so I know there are more out there (I’m not sure how the archive site i use deals with multiple words yet but i’ll experiment with that in a bit), just figured i’d check if there were any other ship names/terms!

maroo-nian:

i was going to put effort into this but then sai went ‘lol nope’ and crashed and this is all i had
so yeah this is my newest hateship sorry for wonky color

notmikey:

we take shota very seriously around this parts, dude

livelaughstuck:

In celebration for Live Laugh Stuck’s 5 year anniversary/100th episode, Justin, Domi, and I get together to rank ship names! I compiled a list from other lists from around the internet, and Justin put together 410 graphics for them! This also works as audio only if you’d prefer to listen rather than watch

Chapters:
07:24 Ranking goes ahead, starts, begins
35:27 Link to Domi’s “I’m English” fan parody cover
2:53:07 Wrap up

List of Homestuck ship names 

Tensei’s Links:
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Again, not to make this just me promo'ing my shit, but there’s some cest ships in here, too lol

pls hit us with some johnjake im s tARVING

I have added some to the queue!

polyglotplatypus:

highlights from todays snop discord drawpile, featuring hot characters such as titidy english, adult karkat, bro strider, lalondes and kanaya, along with ships such as ironic daveroxy, semi-serious dirkatdave, & full blast otp davekat & rosemary.

blackoutballad:

turns out googling ’bunny and puppy’ is too cute for me to physically handle

based on eye’s cuties~

maybesomehomestuckart:

I want Dave and Roxy to become like, inseparable

plz

platonically or not idc

ligerscout:

When Eriden agreed to go out with Cronus, it was only to humor him, really, but one date turned was followed by another, and then a third one later on, and so fourth.

Every so often, once their dream bubbles would merge or come in contact with another, Cronus would find him, where ever he was and whisk the younger sea dweller away with romantically mushy, but smooth pet names like ‘babe’ or ‘doll face’ and even sneak a /very/ quick kisses on his ear fins, frazzling Eriden to no end.

Eriden would scowl and snap at the greaser for treating him “like some helpless female” Cronus would always give him that same smirk and then wrap an arm around his waist.

Deep down inside the hipster loved all the affection and attention he was given by the other highblood.

(Hows this for a Amporacest one shot smutty thing? typed this up really quick, a previw for whats coming!)

marxistmemes:

badassery at it’s badassiest

not really

n4ut:

actualdevil-deactivated20170923:

You open your eyes, avoiding looking at Bro’s face in favour of looking down, observing what his hands are doing. He seems to notice the tilt of your head though and he stops, hands freezing as one retracts, moving up to nudge your chin until you’re looking back up at him, searching his shades for something, anything to go off of.

“Chin up, look at me. Don’t watch what I’m doing, feel it.”

Hands Off by stridercestprince

Because I needed something to distract me. A speedpaint, I guess? Gotta go to work now ahh fuck.

sugoihime:

someone was saying prospitcest didn’t get as much love as derscecest SO HERE U GO 

ribbonsu:

shit’s canon, let’s celebrate with sloppy gifs

cutieapplepie:

Drawing gay things at work. I am the best employee.

inceststuck:

When to Archive

I made this poll a while ago but I’ve gotten more followers since then so I figured I’d check in. Currently I’m only archiving up until about 2017, with most of it being from 2011 - 2013.

What should be the archive stopping point?

When Homestuck did, 2016

What you’re currently doing, 2017

Before Beyond Canon starts, 2018

A rolling time gap, 5 years (currently 2018, next year 2019, etc)

A rolling time gap, more than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

A rolling time gap, less than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

No end – archive stuff as it comes out

Other (say in tags/replies)

See Results

if you can find momrose and/or momroxy stuff i would be eternally grateful. also more lalondecest in general is good. thanks <3

For some reason I am having the darndest time finding mom/rose (I haven’t started on mom/roxy whoops) but there is a few and some rose/roxy lalondecest added to the queue!

turntechtestament:

i bought new pens for class but then we didnt draw anything so fuck me if i didn’t draw something

turntechtestament:

a happy

themorbidoptimist-blog:

you’re so gay and you don’t even like boys…

themorbidoptimist-blog:

And then in the strange way things happen
Their roles were reversed from that day

ask-traffy-jam:

cutieapplepie:

themockingcrows replied to your post: The feeling you get when you wanna draw but you can’t think of anythingggg

:Slowly prods you with a rare ship to see the denial fly: Windicuuuuuuuffs 8U

Is it really that rare of a ship? I have seen it sail a few times on my dash…