December 2023

turntechtestament:

i should not be awake at 5 am

inceststuck:

When to Archive

I made this poll a while ago but I’ve gotten more followers since then so I figured I’d check in. Currently I’m only archiving up until about 2017, with most of it being from 2011 - 2013.

What should be the archive stopping point?

When Homestuck did, 2016

What you’re currently doing, 2017

Before Beyond Canon starts, 2018

A rolling time gap, 5 years (currently 2018, next year 2019, etc)

A rolling time gap, more than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

A rolling time gap, less than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

No end – archive stuff as it comes out

Other (say in tags/replies)

See Results

This is starting to look pretty decided, so I might not wait the whole week to change what I’m doing. If anyone has any issues or any suggestions on how best to implement let me know (I’m considering having newer posts scheduled rather than just queued, but that might be too much effort to keep up consistently)

turntechtestament:

yeah angst is awesome but hear me out

cute gfs

bunnyhill:

RoxyxDave

Drawn during DnD. I know I don’t really post much trad art, and I actually don’t really do much either haha but I usually have buttloads of time at DnD to doodle.

I absolutely adore this pairing. She looks way older than she’s supposed to here but I love the idea of this pairing with the age gap because it’s cute to imagine Dave being that boy with the crush on the older girl idk. His big bro’s bff or whatever. I also will eat my hat if Roxy doesn’t get a femme fatale outfit in the game. I like the idea of her being this awesome femme fatale and Dave trying to be the cool 007 suave hero (though failing at it haha).

Awkward poses everywhere.

anfries:

this is just fucking ridiculous but I had to draw it. that bit in the update made me laugh. IT MADE ME LAUGHHH

This would probably be the worst date ever

meh I might color this in the morning. 

turntechtestament:

i was feeling completely creatively drained and then i remembered i didn’t post this so i cleaned it up and slapped some colors on it

spoilers: she ends up wearing it

…probably should have checked the back first

blackoutballad:

i just reeeeally needed this out of my system

aight back to my paper

emperiocism:

stop stealing all the blankets Dave, gosh

turntechtestament:

i figure roxy would be an awful person to play videogames around

shes not even trying to be a douche she just wants to help

themorbidoptimist-blog:

Ring around the rosy
I never know, I never know what you need
Ring around the rosy, I want to give you, want to give you
What you need

madcarnival:

“Bro.. Bro, please.”
-slaps out a sketch for ur pleasure-

excessive-xeno-porn:

i have a lot of bad ships but this aint one of em

tentalus:

this was suppose to be shota jake beating john up for glowkai but then this happened

but maybe u will still enjoy it

RoseXmom is my guilty pleasure ship, and you are a great provider omg <3

themorbidoptimist-blog:

image

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

(thank you;; rose/mom is my favorite guilty pairing too) 

homo-explosions:

egberts

joker-ace:

This is entirely self-indulgent.

Windicuffs FTW ♥

gayplague:

Dirks??? hair,
nono

rhymes4kids:

………i promised case id doodle him some father-son bonding………

more dersecest?

I’ve been finding some more and queueing!

the-everlasting-ash:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPY BIRTHDAY oh wait, I’m late.

But not really?  Idk.

Sash, I can’t believe it’s been nearly 4 years since we’ve became internet bros.  Not only that but we still talk and thanks for being my FRIEND FOR THIS LONG and the feelings. You’re so much different from the time I met you online, but we still laugh over the dumbest things.

I hope you had a great day nonetheless.  Before I get more mushy over our friendship, HERE’S MY STRIDERCEST SOFTCORE PORN IMAGE IN FAIL WARPED PERSPECTIVE AS A GIFT. 

chibigaia-art:

daveroxy commission that I always forget to post OuO

imlingy:

boypart:

here you go!! thank you so much for commissioning and being patient with me <3

hhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCREAMS THSII SI PERFECT IA M SO HAPPY it was so worth the wait omg thank u so mucvh 

findingmeenah:

What if Brobot achieved a human-like cognizance and fell in love with his creator? 
For some reason I find that thought interesting but miserable

obskenobs:

amporacest doodles because

vectressed:

;;;;eep

derperistical:

—————

TG: so i totally have this non-platonic thing for you

mintflavoredwindowsmoved-blog:

But no, picture this.

Cronus and Eridan end up going on that date and Eridan’s not having the greatest time but it’s not like it’s going completely horribly either.

The thing is, this is probably the best date Cronus has ever had because Eridan is actually giving him POSITIVE ATTENTION, so he thinks this is going just as great for Eridan as it is for him.

So he feels that it’s appropriate to get a little handsy.

It starts with some hand-holding and when Eridan doesn’t exactly object to it, Cronus upgrades it to waist-hugging.  Eridan starts to get a bit testy but still doesn’t blatantly object, so Cronus doesn’t get the message.

But then Cronus drifts the tiniest bit closer and the codpiece is right there and what if that hand drifts a bit lower too and this all moving a little bit too fast for Eridan so he shoves Cronus off and says:

“havve some fuckin manners you greasy dirtscrapin pathetic excuse for a seadwweller im ashamed to share the same caste wwith you so stop bein so slimy its only a first date youre actin way too forwward douchelord”

So Cronus gets the message backs off and they go back to the date but in a few minutes they’re holding hands again.

themockingcrows:

striderdicks-deactivated2012092:

I cannot say that I was ready for this.
But when worlds collide,
and all that I have is all that I want,
the words seem to flow
and the thoughts, they keep running.
And all that I have is yours. 

All that I am
is yours. 

mrcosmo:

day 2 - fav ship (platonic/romantic) dave and roxy taking a nice mother and son picture (dear god i hope this is transparent)

inceststuck:

inceststuck:

When to Archive

I made this poll a while ago but I’ve gotten more followers since then so I figured I’d check in. Currently I’m only archiving up until about 2017, with most of it being from 2011 - 2013.

What should be the archive stopping point?

When Homestuck did, 2016

What you’re currently doing, 2017

Before Beyond Canon starts, 2018

A rolling time gap, 5 years (currently 2018, next year 2019, etc)

A rolling time gap, more than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

A rolling time gap, less than 5 years (say in tags/replies)

No end – archive stuff as it comes out

Other (say in tags/replies)

See Results

This is starting to look pretty decided, so I might not wait the whole week to change what I’m doing. If anyone has any issues or any suggestions on how best to implement let me know (I’m considering having newer posts scheduled rather than just queued, but that might be too much effort to keep up consistently)

faun-songs:

I think i might ship this send help

I updated the pinned with some links and more tags (I’m not sure which are easier to navigate if you’re trying to find specific posts)

I’m also replacing some tags to maybe make them more searchable? Like instead of a mix of “dave x bro” and “bro x dave” I’m going to have them all go in alphabetical order (so all “bro x dave”) (thank you xkit tag replacer). It’s not a perfect solution since I won’t remember every single ship pairing on here, but it will get the major ones, at least

As always, let me know if there are any other improvements I can make!

dont worry abt replying to this i just wanted to say from one fandom collection blog owner to another the work u put into this blog is rly appreciated, thanks for making this and keeping it running

I hope you don’t mind I’m responding anyway

Thank you so much!! I go through waves of keeping up with this consistently, but I’m hoping during this time of increased energy I’ll be able to keep it running smoothly enough during the lower periods

We gotta do what we can to preserve fandom history!

fastpuck:

more scary mafia dad, this time feat. daddy’s boy

dersecourse:

anyway

themorbidoptimist-blog:

two dots joined by a line
might be detached by a crime

how irresponsible
when the line is stretched

XX

bossyandmonstrous:

sketch ALL THE THINGS

never finish any of them.

derpanurp:

Looks like John got an A on his report card. ((I’m sorry.))

I posted something? Yeah I did. I’ve been reading Egbertcest all day and so I drew this quick before work. Not my usual drawing style but eh try new things and all that jazz. Neither of them want to admit they were blushing like school girls the whole damn time. Keep up those good grades sport. 

rebopside:

might as well

suitablyerotic:

drew a lil sketch sketch of a super nasty rp i got going with @sinningshark in which trickster dave fucks Dirk obscenely full of blue glittery jizz and proceeds to stuff his ass full of like two dozen jawbreakers :’D

plaidkind:

story time. this was going to be part of an entry for round 3 of the HSO but i ran into some personal trouble and wasn’t able to complete my part of the entry in time. 

monsieurmoose:

jeez Cronus..

at least buy him dinner first

gayplague:

dont listen to violin music it makes u draw incest

gilbirdo:

so many years drawing porn during class made me do angles that hide the crotchs very well. Don’t worry, I know how to draw them, simply I didn’t feel like this time. You see Gam’s face? that’s mine r/o, tired as fuck don’t know why.

And you now, a BLOWJOB… a bloody fuckin’mess.

mamamantis:

baphomeme-archive:

i didn’t come to see the city

i came to see it around you

he walked right past -

i’ll never ask, i’ll never ask again


guys help i can’t stop drawing scribbly sadstuck and the song i linked gave me a really awful alpha!dave/alpha!rose idea and what if i accidentally poop out a fanfic someone stop me

dinosaureatsman:

imageectobiolobooty replied to your post: I’m going for a walk in a few minutes… When I get…

egbertcest? :o

Don’t mind if I do!

image

loving-family-poll:

Welcome to the Ultimate Incest Tournament!

Here, tumblr’s top incest ships will duke it out to be the definitive champion of incest! Which families will come out on top? Take up arms for your problematic fav!

Still accepting propaganda for any of the 48 competitor ships! Drop your arguments in an ask. Polls open, you know, sometime soon idk, ideally by Wednesday I’ll keep you guys updated.

Sorry if your ship didn’t make it, I appreciate all the submissions. Also sorry if your ship ended up on the supernatural branch rip 😔🤧