tetronix:

T-Pain ft. Lily Allen’s song 5 O’Clock seems really rose/dave to me

maybe cause it’s a rapper collaborating with a fancy-sounding lady… hm

fncyhorsekind:

dis is the brodirk hope u like it, thought you would love some spanking or soemthing i have no regrets - eyecandyboo

SCREAMS
stops screaming scREMAS gaiAFGAIN 

viazi:

self indulgent otp stickers (part two)

faun-songs:

because when dawn cracks
all your sins will shine sickly in the light

snarkcest:

marxistmemes:

they spoke bad french

but laughed in the same language

gowo:

just fyi

bugghost:

Aaaah~ This is my half of an art-trade with Ironic-As; some nice, dorky windicuffs~ 

(I really need more practice drawing Jake and John..) 

madragingven:

Lana made me take a break from thesis work to draw her some sweet bab dave and dirk twins cuddling

nichanichun:

welp… sorry about my bad grammar…

drawing pen & photoshop CS3

zerotation:

Filling requests for dirk/dave and sloppy makeouts

they’re supposed to be wearing each other’s god tier hoodies

cockhungryprincess:

so do you want coffee because I’m going to get you some either way

fletchery-png:

badpunns:

Anything for you you thirsty hoe

@fletcheryandere

h o t 10/10 would rate again

diqroq:

wwhoa man could you maybe stop bumpin me wwith your codpiece

or maybe start bumping ha r der…….???

(im sorry)

letscake:

These were drawings in my sketchbook by anklewings from the June 8th Houstonstuck drawmeet :)

Her sketchbook was so cool… *o*

ako0126:

하..날려먹기 전 그림이 더 정성 돋았는데.

doodle

seacrow:

WORDS ABOUT THIS IMAGE GO HERE.

Someone get me the ability to not over-render a piece of art for Christmas. Please. 

turntechtestament:

you dont get a lyrics link because even im embarassed of the inspiration so have an unrelated song that i listened to while doing this

progress gif

nevernoahh:

Stridercest, requested by an anon and also my buddy Raw !

pity-soiree:

fluorescentnova:

TT: I met my mother in a dream, but she was my age.

GA: And How Did You Make Out?

PS Trolls have no concept of incest, remember?

hsfkJFHSD GODDDS FISDFDSFDSF

thsi si rly good

moriment:

this tho

professional-peasant-blog:

what me liking that pairing

what no

my hand slipped

yes

thats what happened

also the piercing thing came from this awesome fanfiction right here.

galactictentabulge:

hello this is a psa the lalondecest tag is recruiting, we want YOU to join the ss hot blonde lalondes

notmikey:

bro omg ur embarrassing him

purenonsens:

Alpha universe Dave and Rose - the star director of Highly Ironic Cinema and extremely popular fantasy writer (you probably heard about her series about wizards).

Then some highly inapprioprate and ironic affair happens…I guess?

vrister:

/doodles aggressively 

striderzest:

my response to ship hate

sorry guys youll just have to deal with my shitty anatomy and brothers kissing :’( such sads

5i2:

So I was trying to draw something quality, but my fingers just aren’t working today, so have an unfinished doodle.

freinne:

hot for alien teacher part 2

ironlass:

yes

toratoratorako:

wwahh reblogg..a.ble… by reques..t!!!! 

emmilions:

thATS ME, METAPHORICALLY, OUT YOUR WINDOW AND I WILL STAND THERE UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

mmysbathotw:

More like Ampor-awwwws…

nallo:

for madi “dersecest” dean

madragingven:

porn > homework

Lira asked me to draw teen baby dirk topping guardian dave a long time ago and i finally did

gangbanglerfish:

Starting off the new year with incestuous lesbian action

yes good idea

c4mi11e-blog:

thing i never posted

cullionly:

anon asked for Lalondecest for Femmeslash February, and I could not resist.

flitsch:

lets watch tv she said itll be fun she said

WOAH BABES

HE IS HOT UNDER THE COLLAR

viazi:

viazi-blog:

Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you swear they are doing this ON PURPOSE.

rose<3kanaya<3dave for br2!!! and also a positively astounding animation made by yours truly :’)

happyds:

whoops cherry limeade

madseason:

urbananchorite:

madseason:

urbananchorite:

madseason:

Sort of headcanon of the moment????

All of the original kids, post-scratch, retained little bits and pieces of their memories from the beta timeline. Dave remembered the most clearly. He and Rose meet sometime after he’s just out of high school (because I’m assuming she’s older than him in this universe?) and it is EMOTIONALLY FRAUGHT, THE END.

I need Rose and Dave to have met. I just believe that a world doesn’t exist where Rose and Dave — even devoid of memories — wouldn’t someday just bump into each other. No matter how low the odds.

Call it a case of…

… dersecest machina.

BADUM PSH

Yeah I just need them to have met. If they don’t know each other in alpha world then… I don’t know… I’ll cry?

Can they also have some kind of torrid affair that the media swarms all over when Dave gets famous? I would like that.

Of course they do, complete with paparazzi snaps of them doing salacious activities, such as drinking each other’s bubble tea at hole-in-the-wall boba places. I would also like Bro and Mom to disgustedly commiserate over their parents doing it. 

TG: hahaha my moms bonin ur bro
TG: wait
TG: thats napsty
TG: *nastey
TG: *fukkin disgusting
TT: The worst part being, of course, that you got the verb order correct. 
TT: My bro is, indeed, thoroughly goddamn boned by your mother.
TG: hay douche lets up n build a PARENT TRAP for those erstwhile shits 
TT: How about a gigantic pitfall?
TG: ^^^ yeop 

#It’s salacious because he is pretending to blow the bubble tea straw solely for her entertainment

For a second I was like, “what, he’s blowing bubbles in her tea? How…?” And then I got it.

And I cannot stop laughing (or get that image out of my head, lmao)

readysetjeans:

You’ve already taken my friends, my brother, my body.
What more do do you want?

diaboloalbata:

for the approaching Valentines Day

in case i forget all about it

because i do