seriously though, jade would have the biggest crush on john, he’s the first human being she ever talked to aside from her grandpa! and he’d be such a cute boy with her all trying to be chivalrous like his dad taught him too and totally failing and she’d still think he’s cute and john’d think living in an island and not having to go to school is super cool and jade’d think going to school is really exciting and they’d talk for hours sighs i just really need prospitcest fluff