December 2023

spogooty:

organic chemistry more like fuck no

marxistmemes:

badassery at it’s badassiest

not really

derperistical:

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TG: so i totally have this non-platonic thing for you

dersecourse:

anyway

bossyandmonstrous:

sketch ALL THE THINGS

never finish any of them.

rebopside:

might as well

gayplague:

dont listen to violin music it makes u draw incest

tetronix:

T-Pain ft. Lily Allen’s song 5 O’Clock seems really rose/dave to me

maybe cause it’s a rapper collaborating with a fancy-sounding lady… hm

viazi:

self indulgent otp stickers (part two)

Re-Post

I try not to do these but I can’t get the post to reblog or draft or anything even from different versions of the reblog

cockhungryprincess:

so do you want coffee because I’m going to get you some either way

letscake:

These were drawings in my sketchbook by anklewings from the June 8th Houstonstuck drawmeet :)

Her sketchbook was so cool… *o*

seacrow:

WORDS ABOUT THIS IMAGE GO HERE.

Someone get me the ability to not over-render a piece of art for Christmas. Please. 

emmilions:

thATS ME, METAPHORICALLY, OUT YOUR WINDOW AND I WILL STAND THERE UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

nallo:

for madi “dersecest” dean

c4mi11e-blog:

thing i never posted

WOAH BABES

HE IS HOT UNDER THE COLLAR

viazi:

viazi-blog:

Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you swear they are doing this ON PURPOSE.

rose<3kanaya<3dave for br2!!! and also a positively astounding animation made by yours truly :’)

madseason:

urbananchorite:

madseason:

urbananchorite:

madseason:

Sort of headcanon of the moment????

All of the original kids, post-scratch, retained little bits and pieces of their memories from the beta timeline. Dave remembered the most clearly. He and Rose meet sometime after he’s just out of high school (because I’m assuming she’s older than him in this universe?) and it is EMOTIONALLY FRAUGHT, THE END.

I need Rose and Dave to have met. I just believe that a world doesn’t exist where Rose and Dave — even devoid of memories — wouldn’t someday just bump into each other. No matter how low the odds.

Call it a case of…

dersecest machina.

BADUM PSH

Yeah I just need them to have met. If they don’t know each other in alpha world then… I don’t know… I’ll cry?

Can they also have some kind of torrid affair that the media swarms all over when Dave gets famous? I would like that.

Of course they do, complete with paparazzi snaps of them doing salacious activities, such as drinking each other’s bubble tea at hole-in-the-wall boba places. I would also like Bro and Mom to disgustedly commiserate over their parents doing it. 

TG: hahaha my moms bonin ur bro
TG: wait
TG: thats napsty
TG: *nastey
TG: *fukkin disgusting
TT: The worst part being, of course, that you got the verb order correct. 
TT: My bro is, indeed, thoroughly goddamn boned by your mother.
TG: hay douche lets up n build a PARENT TRAP for those erstwhile shits 
TT: How about a gigantic pitfall?
TG: ^^^ yeop 

#It’s salacious because he is pretending to blow the bubble tea straw solely for her entertainment

For a second I was like, “what, he’s blowing bubbles in her tea? How…?” And then I got it.

And I cannot stop laughing (or get that image out of my head, lmao)

geromykyle:

otp

theproudamoeba:

Dave has a very loving family