ligerscout:
When Eriden agreed to go out with Cronus, it was only to humor him, really, but one date turned was followed by another, and then a third one later on, and so fourth.
Every so often, once their dream bubbles would merge or come in contact with another, Cronus would find him, where ever he was and whisk the younger sea dweller away with romantically mushy, but smooth pet names like ‘babe’ or ‘doll face’ and even sneak a /very/ quick kisses on his ear fins, frazzling Eriden to no end.
Eriden would scowl and snap at the greaser for treating him “like some helpless female” Cronus would always give him that same smirk and then wrap an arm around his waist.
Deep down inside the hipster loved all the affection and attention he was given by the other highblood.
(Hows this for a Amporacest one shot smutty thing? typed this up really quick, a previw for whats coming!)
mintflavoredwindowsmoved-blog:
But no, picture this.
Cronus and Eridan end up going on that date and Eridan’s not having the greatest time but it’s not like it’s going completely horribly either.
The thing is, this is probably the best date Cronus has ever had because Eridan is actually giving him POSITIVE ATTENTION, so he thinks this is going just as great for Eridan as it is for him.
So he feels that it’s appropriate to get a little handsy.
It starts with some hand-holding and when Eridan doesn’t exactly object to it, Cronus upgrades it to waist-hugging. Eridan starts to get a bit testy but still doesn’t blatantly object, so Cronus doesn’t get the message.
But then Cronus drifts the tiniest bit closer and the codpiece is right there and what if that hand drifts a bit lower too and this all moving a little bit too fast for Eridan so he shoves Cronus off and says:
“havve some fuckin manners you greasy dirtscrapin pathetic excuse for a seadwweller im ashamed to share the same caste wwith you so stop bein so slimy its only a first date youre actin way too forwward douchelord”
So Cronus gets the message backs off and they go back to the date but in a few minutes they’re holding hands again.
madseason:
urbananchorite:
madseason:
urbananchorite:
madseason:
Sort of headcanon of the moment????
All of the original kids, post-scratch, retained little bits and pieces of their memories from the beta timeline. Dave remembered the most clearly. He and Rose meet sometime after he’s just out of high school (because I’m assuming she’s older than him in this universe?) and it is EMOTIONALLY FRAUGHT, THE END.
I need Rose and Dave to have met. I just believe that a world doesn’t exist where Rose and Dave — even devoid of memories — wouldn’t someday just bump into each other. No matter how low the odds.
Call it a case of…
… dersecest machina.
BADUM PSH
Yeah I just need them to have met. If they don’t know each other in alpha world then… I don’t know… I’ll cry?
Can they also have some kind of torrid affair that the media swarms all over when Dave gets famous? I would like that.
Of course they do, complete with paparazzi snaps of them doing salacious activities, such as drinking each other’s bubble tea at hole-in-the-wall boba places. I would also like Bro and Mom to disgustedly commiserate over their parents doing it.
TG: hahaha my moms bonin ur bro
TG: wait
TG: thats napsty
TG: *nastey
TG: *fukkin disgusting
TT: The worst part being, of course, that you got the verb order correct.
TT: My bro is, indeed, thoroughly goddamn boned by your mother.
TG: hay douche lets up n build a PARENT TRAP for those erstwhile shits
TT: How about a gigantic pitfall?
TG: ^^^ yeop
#It’s salacious because he is pretending to blow the bubble tea straw solely for her entertainment
For a second I was like, “what, he’s blowing bubbles in her tea? How…?” And then I got it.
And I cannot stop laughing (or get that image out of my head, lmao)
pimpofheart-blog:
when bro is fucking dave he likes to spread open his ass and watch how greedily his baby brother takes in his cock and it embarrasses dave to no end so he tries clenching his legs shut but bro is having none of that and spreads his legs wider and traps them under his knees and oops that just turns dave on even more and pretty soon he’s coming without even touching his own dick
ten degrees - rose+davesprite
mocaw:
her little ticks and quirks are all the same.
when he calls out in the middle of something, she turns, eyes narrow, and she shifts her head ten degrees to the right before promptly telling him off.
when she fights, she still keeps her lips pressed together and her left eye twitches.
she still leads with her left foot, still gestures with her right hand, still rolls her eyes twice to get across how irritated she is.
she always acts dignified even when she lands on her ass. he offers a hand. she takes it, making a familiar quip about chivalry and equality between the sexes, and he laughs and says he’s a bird and it doesn’t really matter.
his face turns ten degrees warmer when she brushes her lips against his cheek.
heyitspj:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
why is everyone flipping out over the fact that dave and dirk have almost properly met each other, but not over the fact that rose and roxy have too?? D:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi
