December 2022

pimpofheart:

john wets the bed until he is eleven years old and whenever it happened he would go into his dad’s room crying and dad would take care of him and clean him up and let him sleep with him

one night he has a wet dream but mistakes it for peeing so he goes to his dad’s room and dad is cleaning him up and

wait that’s not pee

he asks john if he remembers his dream and john nods but doesn’t want to tell dad about it and dad understands so he finished cleaning him up and lets him sleep with him

except that john can’t sleep because he remembers every detail of his dream vividly and it’s starting to have an effect on his lower region so he just barely touches his dick and wow that feels good and he does it again and again and he’s breathing heavily trying not to make any sounds because his dad is sleeping right next to him and if his dad finds out what john was dreaming about then that would be the end of life as he knew it so he’s trying to be really quiet

but dad is awake the whole time and he’s listening as john touches himself in his bed and he’s listening as john makes the cutest sounds while trying to be quiet and he’s listening as john whispers ‘dad’ before coming in his underwear

dad pretends to be asleep when john sneaks out of the bed to go to the bathroom again

eighthchiharu:

No, Dave. Make love to the camera. Come on, Bro needs the money.

eighthchiharu:

Life with a gamer.

piyorii:

Lights will guide you home

ragestuck:

thierrycole:

friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:

ragestuck:

Why on earth would I be insulted?

You actually took the time to gift me a little caricature of something relevant to my blog.

Now hold still while I kiss your face.

You get 8onus points for not making me some fat slo8 in a Vriskashirt, too or anything as degrading as I deserve.

Now let me in on this and let me just shove my awesome tits against your head. <33333333

Yeah, I could get used to this.

Okay, seriously though, last one. Thank you, both of you!!

You are flawless.

Never stop.

nevernill:

Lalondecest. MORE FROM THE JM sorry for the flood guys, I drew too much last night 8(

eighthchiharu:

Up and at ‘em, little man. Gotta start the morning right.

I got a request for Bro and Dave’s favorite position, but I think they each have their own opinion, so here’s #1. I’ll let you guess whose favorite this is. ;D

Also I love people screwing with half their clothes on, so sorry about all the shirts all the time. |D

fleance-ing:

omg ew.png

eighthchiharu:

Good night. <3

rumminov:

uu: AND YET YOu WILL LEAVE BEHIND. A TRuLY BREATH TAKING CORPSE.

toratoratorakooooo:

bleeding hearts

eighthchiharu:

didnt say that bro

tentalus:

i got lots of requests for egbertcest so here you go!! plus 8664831’s request for john showing off him wearing fishnets to his dad (kinda)

eighthchiharu:

striderfeels:

for my love <3>

my goodnight drawing =u=

sonicthehedge:

Thank all 200+ for following me? why are you here.

i drew a picture to. celebrate. i guess. 

Lalondecest (requested by sleepymolester)

eighthchiharu:

eighthchiharu:

I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.

-  Emilie Autumn

eighthchiharu:

where makin this happen

aka why dave is really afraid of cal

bugghost:

bugghost:

Hey sexy lady

I got the right to know

if this is mutual

Ahaha~ Some Lalondecest for Sceriious

This is pretty much the first thing that hops into my mind when I think of Lalondecest, to be honest <3

manlysporkle:

(。◕‿◕。)

eighthchiharu:

dont you hate it when mom and dad kiss in front of you

dirkbutts-of-sugoi:

ghastlytoraklawwwwws:

sleeping in

STRIDERCEST YES GOOD

eighthchiharu:

uh maybe but where do you want it to go?

eighthchiharu:

madragingven:

striderpile

dave is suffering from awkward arm

for Lana

;__; thank you. it’s beautiful.

sugoihime:

this was supposed to be frotting but it’s ok it’s still bro/dave

eighthchiharu:

madragingven:

request for stridercest and dave in a dress

Yup. Mine. Requests all over the place tonight.

the-everlasting-ash:

random feelings for these two, so a quickie for now :3

GOOD NIGHT.

mirrorshards:

I am the best in drawing it’s-not-actually-porn poses.

my friends are gAY

sugoihime:

my little shotaaaaa 

with da texture

w/o da texture

toratoratorakooooo:

Bro trying to read to Dave but sleeps before he can finish.

eighthchiharu:

Naptime. We all deserve a break once in a while. <3

no wait that log should end like this

traceexcalibur:

TG: shut up

TT: Okay.

– tentacleTherapist ceased pestering turntechGodhead –

TG: no dammit i didnt mean

TG: ok fuck you too

– tentacleTherapist began pestering turntechGodhead –

TT: I know you want to.

TT: ;)

– tentacleTherapist ceased pestering turntechGodhead –

TG:

fastpuck:

“I ain’t gonna let it get to me, I’m just gonna creep.”

“bro no”

“Down in Pumpkin Hill I gots to find my lost piece.”

“bro please”

“I know that it’s here, I can sense it in my feet.”

eighthchiharu:

Bro’s pretty strong.

pimpofheart-blog:

john just looks really good with come on his face ok

bishidirk:

“Aww that’s a pretty locket!”

“Who’s picture is inside? Your boyfri—”

“Oh.”