December 2023

sugoihime:

guardian raspberries AT ITS BEST

astralsprout:

This is the closest I could get to drawing Stridercest.

This was a request from a friend, for her friend’s birthday. u vu;

spogooty:

organic chemistry more like fuck no

notmikey:

muah

samwhingechester:

Oh my gosh, you like orange? I like orange too! What is happening here? 

strideer:

napalmarts:

fastpuck:

stupid sexy slowdancing striders

bluh, feels. All of them.

man i know i have reblogged this before but like its just so beautifully intimate and makes me wanna cry on everyone ok i just want them to kiss and im just a bundle of feelings this is probably my favourite??? stridercest picture??? ever??? wow

frithia:

i f inally drew it

the full kis

johnegbert:

super rich kids

signelchan:

kamikaze2007:

Oh Jade, I get all tingly when you take control like that.

I wrote a fic about that once.

maroo-nian:

i was going to put effort into this but then sai went ‘lol nope’ and crashed and this is all i had
so yeah this is my newest hateship sorry for wonky color

notmikey:

we take shota very seriously around this parts, dude

blackoutballad:

turns out googling ’bunny and puppy’ is too cute for me to physically handle

based on eye’s cuties~

ligerscout:

When Eriden agreed to go out with Cronus, it was only to humor him, really, but one date turned was followed by another, and then a third one later on, and so fourth.

Every so often, once their dream bubbles would merge or come in contact with another, Cronus would find him, where ever he was and whisk the younger sea dweller away with romantically mushy, but smooth pet names like ‘babe’ or ‘doll face’ and even sneak a /very/ quick kisses on his ear fins, frazzling Eriden to no end.

Eriden would scowl and snap at the greaser for treating him “like some helpless female” Cronus would always give him that same smirk and then wrap an arm around his waist.

Deep down inside the hipster loved all the affection and attention he was given by the other highblood.

(Hows this for a Amporacest one shot smutty thing? typed this up really quick, a previw for whats coming!)

marxistmemes:

badassery at it’s badassiest

not really

sugoihime:

someone was saying prospitcest didn’t get as much love as derscecest SO HERE U GO 

ribbonsu:

shit’s canon, let’s celebrate with sloppy gifs

cutieapplepie:

Drawing gay things at work. I am the best employee.

cutieapplepie:

themockingcrows replied to your post: The feeling you get when you wanna draw but you can’t think of anythingggg

:Slowly prods you with a rare ship to see the denial fly: Windicuuuuuuuffs 8U

Is it really that rare of a ship? I have seen it sail a few times on my dash…

bunnyhill:

RoxyxDave

Drawn during DnD. I know I don’t really post much trad art, and I actually don’t really do much either haha but I usually have buttloads of time at DnD to doodle.

I absolutely adore this pairing. She looks way older than she’s supposed to here but I love the idea of this pairing with the age gap because it’s cute to imagine Dave being that boy with the crush on the older girl idk. His big bro’s bff or whatever. I also will eat my hat if Roxy doesn’t get a femme fatale outfit in the game. I like the idea of her being this awesome femme fatale and Dave trying to be the cool 007 suave hero (though failing at it haha).

Awkward poses everywhere.

anfries:

this is just fucking ridiculous but I had to draw it. that bit in the update made me laugh. IT MADE ME LAUGHHH

This would probably be the worst date ever

meh I might color this in the morning. 

blackoutballad:

i just reeeeally needed this out of my system

aight back to my paper

emperiocism:

stop stealing all the blankets Dave, gosh

tentalus:

this was suppose to be shota jake beating john up for glowkai but then this happened

but maybe u will still enjoy it

homo-explosions:

egberts

joker-ace:

This is entirely self-indulgent.

Windicuffs FTW ♥

the-everlasting-ash:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPY BIRTHDAY oh wait, I’m late.

But not really?  Idk.

Sash, I can’t believe it’s been nearly 4 years since we’ve became internet bros.  Not only that but we still talk and thanks for being my FRIEND FOR THIS LONG and the feelings. You’re so much different from the time I met you online, but we still laugh over the dumbest things.

I hope you had a great day nonetheless.  Before I get more mushy over our friendship, HERE’S MY STRIDERCEST SOFTCORE PORN IMAGE IN FAIL WARPED PERSPECTIVE AS A GIFT. 

findingmeenah:

What if Brobot achieved a human-like cognizance and fell in love with his creator? 
For some reason I find that thought interesting but miserable

obskenobs:

amporacest doodles because

mintflavoredwindowsmoved-blog:

But no, picture this.

Cronus and Eridan end up going on that date and Eridan’s not having the greatest time but it’s not like it’s going completely horribly either.

The thing is, this is probably the best date Cronus has ever had because Eridan is actually giving him POSITIVE ATTENTION, so he thinks this is going just as great for Eridan as it is for him.

So he feels that it’s appropriate to get a little handsy.

It starts with some hand-holding and when Eridan doesn’t exactly object to it, Cronus upgrades it to waist-hugging.  Eridan starts to get a bit testy but still doesn’t blatantly object, so Cronus doesn’t get the message.

But then Cronus drifts the tiniest bit closer and the codpiece is right there and what if that hand drifts a bit lower too and this all moving a little bit too fast for Eridan so he shoves Cronus off and says:

“havve some fuckin manners you greasy dirtscrapin pathetic excuse for a seadwweller im ashamed to share the same caste wwith you so stop bein so slimy its only a first date youre actin way too forwward douchelord”

So Cronus gets the message backs off and they go back to the date but in a few minutes they’re holding hands again.

themockingcrows:

striderdicks-deactivated2012092:

I cannot say that I was ready for this.
But when worlds collide,
and all that I have is all that I want,
the words seem to flow
and the thoughts, they keep running.
And all that I have is yours. 

All that I am
is yours. 

fastpuck:

more scary mafia dad, this time feat. daddy’s boy

plaidkind:

story time. this was going to be part of an entry for round 3 of the HSO but i ran into some personal trouble and wasn’t able to complete my part of the entry in time. 

monsieurmoose:

jeez Cronus..

at least buy him dinner first

gilbirdo:

so many years drawing porn during class made me do angles that hide the crotchs very well. Don’t worry, I know how to draw them, simply I didn’t feel like this time. You see Gam’s face? that’s mine r/o, tired as fuck don’t know why.

And you now, a BLOWJOB… a bloody fuckin’mess.

mamamantis:

baphomeme-archive:

i didn’t come to see the city

i came to see it around you

he walked right past -

i’ll never ask, i’ll never ask again


guys help i can’t stop drawing scribbly sadstuck and the song i linked gave me a really awful alpha!dave/alpha!rose idea and what if i accidentally poop out a fanfic someone stop me

fncyhorsekind:

dis is the brodirk hope u like it, thought you would love some spanking or soemthing i have no regretseyecandyboo

SCREAMS
stops screaming scREMAS gaiAFGAIN 

viazi:

self indulgent otp stickers (part two)

faun-songs:

because when dawn cracks
all your sins will shine sickly in the light


snarkcest:

marxistmemes:

they spoke bad french

but laughed in the same language

bugghost:

Aaaah~ This is my half of an art-trade with Ironic-As; some nice, dorky windicuffs~ 

(I really need more practice drawing Jake and John..) 

Re-Post

I try not to do these but I can’t get the post to reblog or draft or anything even from different versions of the reblog

zerotation:

Filling requests for dirk/dave and sloppy makeouts

they’re supposed to be wearing each other’s god tier hoodies

cockhungryprincess:

so do you want coffee because I’m going to get you some either way

diqroq:

wwhoa man could you maybe stop bumpin me wwith your codpiece

or maybe start bumping ha r der…….???

(im sorry)

letscake:

These were drawings in my sketchbook by anklewings from the June 8th Houstonstuck drawmeet :)

Her sketchbook was so cool… *o*

nevernoahh:

Stridercest, requested by an anon and also my buddy Raw !

pity-soiree:

fluorescentnova:

TT: I met my mother in a dream, but she was my age.

GA: And How Did You Make Out?

PS Trolls have no concept of incest, remember?

hsfkJFHSD GODDDS FISDFDSFDSF

thsi si rly good

professional-peasant-blog:

what me liking that pairing

what no

my hand slipped

yes

thats what happened

also the piercing thing came from this awesome fanfiction right here.