December 2023

themockingcrows:

striderdicks-deactivated2012092:

I cannot say that I was ready for this.
But when worlds collide,
and all that I have is all that I want,
the words seem to flow
and the thoughts, they keep running.
And all that I have is yours. 

All that I am
is yours. 

faun-songs:

I think i might ship this send help

fastpuck:

more scary mafia dad, this time feat. daddy’s boy

dersecourse:

anyway

themorbidoptimist-blog:

two dots joined by a line
might be detached by a crime

how irresponsible
when the line is stretched

XX

bossyandmonstrous:

sketch ALL THE THINGS

never finish any of them.

derpanurp:

Looks like John got an A on his report card. ((I’m sorry.))

I posted something? Yeah I did. I’ve been reading Egbertcest all day and so I drew this quick before work. Not my usual drawing style but eh try new things and all that jazz. Neither of them want to admit they were blushing like school girls the whole damn time. Keep up those good grades sport. 

rebopside:

might as well

suitablyerotic:

drew a lil sketch sketch of a super nasty rp i got going with @sinningshark in which trickster dave fucks Dirk obscenely full of blue glittery jizz and proceeds to stuff his ass full of like two dozen jawbreakers :’D

plaidkind:

story time. this was going to be part of an entry for round 3 of the HSO but i ran into some personal trouble and wasn’t able to complete my part of the entry in time. 

monsieurmoose:

jeez Cronus..

at least buy him dinner first

gayplague:

dont listen to violin music it makes u draw incest

gilbirdo:

so many years drawing porn during class made me do angles that hide the crotchs very well. Don’t worry, I know how to draw them, simply I didn’t feel like this time. You see Gam’s face? that’s mine r/o, tired as fuck don’t know why.

And you now, a BLOWJOB… a bloody fuckin’mess.

mamamantis:

baphomeme-archive:

i didn’t come to see the city

i came to see it around you

he walked right past -

i’ll never ask, i’ll never ask again

guys help i can’t stop drawing scribbly sadstuck and the song i linked gave me a really awful alpha!dave/alpha!rose idea and what if i accidentally poop out a fanfic someone stop me

tetronix:

T-Pain ft. Lily Allen’s song 5 O’Clock seems really rose/dave to me

maybe cause it’s a rapper collaborating with a fancy-sounding lady… hm

fncyhorsekind:

dis is the brodirk hope u like it, thought you would love some spanking or soemthing i have no regrets - eyecandyboo

SCREAMS
stops screaming scREMAS gaiAFGAIN 

viazi:

self indulgent otp stickers (part two)

faun-songs:

because when dawn cracks
all your sins will shine sickly in the light

snarkcest:

marxistmemes:

they spoke bad french

but laughed in the same language

bugghost:

Aaaah~ This is my half of an art-trade with Ironic-As; some nice, dorky windicuffs~ 

(I really need more practice drawing Jake and John..) 

madragingven:

Lana made me take a break from thesis work to draw her some sweet bab dave and dirk twins cuddling

nichanichun:

welp… sorry about my bad grammar…

drawing pen & photoshop CS3

zerotation:

Filling requests for dirk/dave and sloppy makeouts

they’re supposed to be wearing each other’s god tier hoodies

cockhungryprincess:

so do you want coffee because I’m going to get you some either way

fletchery-png:

badpunns:

Anything for you you thirsty hoe

@fletcheryandere

h o t 10/10 would rate again

diqroq:

wwhoa man could you maybe stop bumpin me wwith your codpiece

or maybe start bumping ha r der…….???

(im sorry)

letscake:

These were drawings in my sketchbook by anklewings from the June 8th Houstonstuck drawmeet :)

Her sketchbook was so cool… *o*

ako0126:

하..날려먹기 전 그림이 더 정성 돋았는데.

doodle

seacrow:

WORDS ABOUT THIS IMAGE GO HERE.

Someone get me the ability to not over-render a piece of art for Christmas. Please. 

turntechtestament:

you dont get a lyrics link because even im embarassed of the inspiration so have an unrelated song that i listened to while doing this

progress gif

nevernoahh:

Stridercest, requested by an anon and also my buddy Raw !

pity-soiree:

fluorescentnova:

TT: I met my mother in a dream, but she was my age.

GA: And How Did You Make Out?

PS Trolls have no concept of incest, remember?

hsfkJFHSD GODDDS FISDFDSFDSF

thsi si rly good

moriment:

this tho

galactictentabulge:

hello this is a psa the lalondecest tag is recruiting, we want YOU to join the ss hot blonde lalondes

purenonsens:

Alpha universe Dave and Rose - the star director of Highly Ironic Cinema and extremely popular fantasy writer (you probably heard about her series about wizards).

Then some highly inapprioprate and ironic affair happens…I guess?

vrister:

/doodles aggressively 

freinne:

hot for alien teacher part 2

ironlass:

yes

emmilions:

thATS ME, METAPHORICALLY, OUT YOUR WINDOW AND I WILL STAND THERE UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

nallo:

for madi “dersecest” dean

madragingven:

porn > homework

Lira asked me to draw teen baby dirk topping guardian dave a long time ago and i finally did

gangbanglerfish:

Starting off the new year with incestuous lesbian action

yes good idea

c4mi11e-blog:

thing i never posted

cullionly:

anon asked for Lalondecest for Femmeslash February, and I could not resist.

flitsch:

lets watch tv she said itll be fun she said

WOAH BABES

HE IS HOT UNDER THE COLLAR

viazi:

viazi-blog:

Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you swear they are doing this ON PURPOSE.

rose<3kanaya<3dave for br2!!! and also a positively astounding animation made by yours truly :’)