All of the original kids, post-scratch, retained little bits and pieces of their memories from the beta timeline. Dave remembered the most clearly. He and Rose meet sometime after he’s just out of high school (because I’m assuming she’s older than him in this universe?) and it is EMOTIONALLY FRAUGHT, THE END.
I need Rose and Dave to have met. I just believe that a world doesn’t exist where Rose and Dave — even devoid of memories — wouldn’t someday just bump into each other. No matter how low the odds.
Call it a case of…
… dersecest machina.
BADUM PSH
Yeah I just need them to have met. If they don’t know each other in alpha world then… I don’t know… I’ll cry?
Can they also have some kind of torrid affair that the media swarms all over when Dave gets famous? I would like that.
Of course they do, complete with paparazzi snaps of them doing salacious activities, such as drinking each other’s bubble tea at hole-in-the-wall boba places. I would also like Bro and Mom to disgustedly commiserate over their parents doing it.
TG: hahaha my moms bonin ur bro TG: wait TG: thats napsty TG: *nastey TG: *fukkin disgusting TT: The worst part being, of course, that you got the verb order correct. TT: My bro is, indeed, thoroughly goddamn boned by your mother. TG: hay douche lets up n build a PARENT TRAP for those erstwhile shits TT: How about a gigantic pitfall? TG: ^^^ yeop
#It’s salacious because he is pretending to blow the bubble tea straw solely for her entertainment
For a second I was like, “what, he’s blowing bubbles in her tea? How…?” And then I got it.
And I cannot stop laughing (or get that image out of my head, lmao)
when bro is fucking dave he likes to spread open his ass and watch how greedily his baby brother takes in his cock and it embarrasses dave to no end so he tries clenching his legs shut but bro is having none of that and spreads his legs wider and traps them under his knees and oops that just turns dave on even more and pretty soon he’s coming without even touching his own dick
when he calls out in the middle of something, she turns, eyes narrow, and she shifts her head ten degrees to the right before promptly telling him off.
when she fights, she still keeps her lips pressed together and her left eye twitches.
she still leads with her left foot, still gestures with her right hand, still rolls her eyes twice to get across how irritated she is.
she always acts dignified even when she lands on her ass. he offers a hand. she takes it, making a familiar quip about chivalry and equality between the sexes, and he laughs and says he’s a bird and it doesn’t really matter.
his face turns ten degrees warmer when she brushes her lips against his cheek.
why is everyone flipping out over the fact that dave and dirk have almost properly met each other, but not over the fact that rose and roxy have too?? D:
