friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
Why on earth would I be insulted?
You actually took the time to gift me a little caricature of something relevant to my blog.
Now hold still while I kiss your face.
You get 8onus points for not making me some fat slo8 in a Vriskashirt, too or anything as degrading as I deserve.
Now let me in on this and let me just shove my awesome tits against your head. <33333333
Yeah, I could get used to this.
Okay, seriously though, last one. Thank you, both of you!!
You are flawless.
Never stop.
“Aww that’s a pretty locket!”
“Who’s picture is inside? Your boyfri—”
“Oh.”
