when dave and dirk meet, i think dave would take longer to get used to the idea that dirk isn’t the dude who raised him. though both of them have some pretty high expectations most likely just shot down. it’s just not the same.
can dirk just put up with all of dave’s stupid rants that veer way, way off topic and he just ends up mumbling about ghosts when he was trying to make a point about something important? and dirk is really just amused because he thinks dave is really cute. sigh, otp sorry
i was going to have them being less adorable, but then i thought, “eh, what the hell, why not shove some adorable doofus brothers at the internet tonight?”
HNNNNNNNNGH. If you tell me you’ve seen a hand and arm more perfect than that, I will call you a damn liar. Dave looks like a prom queen and that’s because he is.
Day 2 - Jan 16: im creative enough to come up with my own convoluted au with development and story and this one just happens to tickle me fucking pink and i want to rub it all over my warm toasted body like sweet unsalted butter then enter a turkish wrestling competition with its logo branded on the asscheek of my Spanx® [Favorite AU] OR TWF You’re Rummaging Around In The Tag And Find Something Too Good To Be True And Suddenly You’re Templeton At The Fair [Inspired by your favorite Fic/Artwork]
