2017-11-03 4:03:47 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

dingodad:

> dingodad:

> > Lord English gendered the trolls based on stingers because he had a book lying around called “How to Sex Bees”

> > #he thought ‘Sexing Bees’ was something else

> i’d completely fuckin forgotten about it by the time I made this post but there is actually a joke in Homestuck where Caliborn thinks to ‘sex’ something is to have sex with it hghjghg

> > And what makes you so sure they are all men?
> > Have you sexed them?
> > FUCK YOU. AND YOUR RIBALD INSINUATIONS.
> > MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FROG MEN IS STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.

> …actually this conversation has some genuine relevance to sex in trolls, because the very next thing Caliborn says is this;

> > THEY’RE ALL MEN. BECAUSE I SAY THEY ARE. AND I WANT THEM TO BE.
> > IF I BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH IN THEM BEING MEN.
> > THEN THAT FACT BECOMES ABSOLUTELY INDISPUTABLE AS A PERMANENT MAN REALITY.

> which is pretty indicative of Caliborn’s attitude towards gendering his subjects.