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> KARKAT: I THINK IT’S TIME WE HAD A…
> KARKAT: WHAT DID YOU CALL IT?
> KARKAT: AN INTERVENTION?
> DAVE: for rose?
> KARKAT: NO, NOT ROSE.
> KARKAT: WHY WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT ROSE?
> KARKAT: SHE DOESN’T HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM THAT SHE NEEDS TO BE CONFRONTED ABOUT BY HER FRIENDS BEFORE SHE FLUSHES HER WHOLE LIFE DOWN THE GAPER, DOES SHE??
> DAVE: uh yeah kind of
> KARKAT: WHY? BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO DRINK THAT GOOFY HUMAN SOPORIFIC THAT MAKES HER A LOT FUNNIER AND MORE CHARMING THAN USUAL?
> KARKAT: HOW IS THAT A PROBLEM?
> KARKAT: I WAS TALKING ABOUT TEREZI.
> DAVE: man terezi doesnt need an intervention
> DAVE: she just drinks a lot of soda
> KARKAT: HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW THAT IS A *HUGE* FUCKING PROBLEM.
> DAVE: its red fizzy shitwater dude who cares
> KARKAT: OK, CAN WE JUST ONCE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WE ARE MUTUAL ALIENS TO EACH OTHER AND AS SUCH POSSIBLY HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES AND STANDARDS ABOUT THINGS???