2017-02-03 3:15:21 ¶ ● ⬈

## So, I heard you had troll reproductive headcanons! I'm interested in what you have to say! =O

blu-cid-deactivated20171117:

> Okay……. I mean… Anything 4 u anon….

> I’m going to go ahead and put a disclaimer on this, so if you don’t want anything to do with Oviposition (it’s not, really, but it’s similar I guess??) then look away ig

> I prefer my aliens with alien biology, personally, so I don’t really go by the human genitals headcanon and i try to stray a lil farther from the rest (they’re okay to have but im just not into them). So that said.

> - I headcanon trolls as having glowing baby gravy, meaning just that it is of a very dim luminescence and why is bc A. it’s pretty imo and B. I imagine the caves are fucking dark, dude, so
> - Trolls reproduce by storing material in a special organ, but it takes time to store, so it requires knotting in a sense, so you don’t just spill your shit out all over the place. In doing so, it’d prolly gestate for a span of a day or two and turn into what are called “packets” (see cephalopods/crustaceans) and then they expel them and put them in a bucket. I’m into ovi honestly but if you want a logical reason I’d say it’s bc it’s VERY hard to fake, so you couldn’t just nut in a bucket and be able to get away with not contributing to a totalitarian race concerned with the expanse of itself. Also easier to transport.
> - Average dick size on Alternia is anywhere from 10-16 inches given that I headcanon trolls as a naturally large race, as you’d have to be, seeing as everything else is fucking large there.
> - Finding partners who produce big ass loads is probably encouraged LOL
> - “Tieing” for trolls is a v v intimate process as a standard which means lots of cuddling and little affectionate gestures until the swelling goes and you’re f r e e