Black speed-dating
my understanding of how speed dating works is VERY limited but i’m just. in love w the idea of conversation starters aimed at quickly finding things trolls will absolutely hate eachother about. the ‘pineapple on pizza’ questions of the troll world. you sit down with an attractive tealblood with nice pointy horns and teeth and are prompted to ask ‘does trollmeat belong in food?’ and the two of you imMEDIATELY erupt into a dreadful shouting match about it