trolls not having a mail delivery service on alternia could be for similar reasons to their not having fashion.. john spent so much time fucking around trying to get his shit out of the mailbox itd make sense that trolls probably wouldnt want to waste any time with trivial shit like that when the time came
I guess in comparison to the Peregrine Mendicant narration about “Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.” and how mail workers are “the defenders of the light of knowledge, free communication, and the exchange of ideas,” a lack of mail on Alternia could also be seen as indicating a lack of liberal/democratic/”American” values.