hlojamyrakami:

If you want, u can fix it.

Dirk: Hey, Jake. Wake up.
Jake: W-wha.. Dirk, get out, i want to sleep.
Dirk: Happy Birthday! I want to give you a present.
Jake: What the bloody preseeEEEAAAHH!!

LATER

Jake: Happy Birthday, Jade!
Jade: Heheh… And you, Jake!
Jade: Okay, speak up, Strider! What did you give him?
Dirk: …
Dirk: Su-
Jake: AHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHA! No such thing. Really!! Just a little humble present, nothing more… hahaha…