My sense of humor might be completely different from yours so I have no clear idea if you would find it funny too, but anyway, in the fic, everybody on their knees and testify, i feel like Jake could literally say the weirdest things ever, like toe memes and Dirk would still find it hot for some reason haha.

I understand. Jake is the god of sex after all. His charisma is 100%. He can definitely say some ridiculous thing and everyone around will still be very horny for him (especially Dirk).