*jake/dirk if he ever gets into the lamp with dirk/jake* Damn bitch u live like this

Dirk is a very old genie. He had many masters and not all of them were good (one of the reasons why Dirk created the list of rules). He has been to many parts of the world in all this time, and he has a large collection of various things and artifacts.
So when Jake gets into Dirk’s lamp, he is very excited.
“Oh my gods Dirk, you have quite an impressive collection here! Can i have a closer look?”
“Sure. feel free.”
So Jake spends a lot of time exploring the collections, asking Dirk about them.
Dirk talks about some with pleasure and avoids talking about others.
But in the end they spend nice time together.

Jake is also a very old genie but unlike Dirk his lamp has been lost all this time. He was locked up in his small dwelling and he was extremely happy when Dirk found his lamp.
so if Dirk ever gets into the lamp with Jake it will be like
“wow dude, looking at you i thought your place would be stuffed with various shit like ancient scrolls or a bunch of skulls. But this place looks so…ugh i dunno…empty”
“Well, perhaps it is, since I have been trapped here until now”
“trapped?”
“Yes, I can’t leave the lamp until I have a master. You’re the first.”
“and how long have you been here?”
“I umm…I don’t know. I lost count a long time ago.”
awkward silence hung in the air
“but you know Dirk, I’m glad, I’m really glad you found me :)”