October 2016

a story

landofsomethingsomething:

I was driving my brother and his friend back from the airport last night and playing homestuck music the whole time because fuck you its my car I do what I want but PLOT TWIST the friend got really into it and kept mentioning how different songs sounded like boss battle music and blah blah and when we got home he leaned his eager ass into my front seat from the back and squinted at the center console where it lists the music details and was like hm homestuck? I should get some of their albums this is great

anyway I hope he looks it up cause I didn’t say shit I just smiled like a proper piece of shit ok the end bye

awkwardiceart:

 davekat week day 6! the prompt for this was fusion/crossover/remix!

I thought of Fire Emblem: Fates crossover a while ago, and finished these two up in time for davekat week so i decided why not? Karkat’s a knight and Dave’s a paladin! 

(the outfits don’t match the canon class outfits, but hey who doesn’t take some creative liberties from time to time? hehe)

ky-lan:

There isn’t enough breathalyzer out there guys

the red thing

landofsomethingsomething:

listen I don’t give a FUCK how cliche it is the fact that karkat fucking vantas fell in love with a boy who types in bright red, constantly wears bright red, has bright red eyes under his wall of douche plastic, and oh yeah bleeds bright red fucking blood is so fucking good

like grats karkat you hated yourself for so long and here comes dave strider about to learn your ass a lesson in acceptance whether you like it or not 

the shift from this color being attached to his fear and self loathing to instead representing something special and important is so wide-lens emblematic of why I will ship this ship until the day I d i e

HIVESWAP RELEASE DATE

dyonoi:

the hiveswap official website recently updated and looks like itll be released january 2017!

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edit: it says the post was made in july 2015 because they edited the existing post that was on there

I’ll believe it when I see it >_>

appulsprite:

i totally forgot about that anon who wanted meenah! here she is yw

shubbabang:

sleep yes

cityinthesea:

“DAVE I’M NOT SURE IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA ANYMORE.”

“dont worry man she wont bite”

destineytots:

10/10 doctors recommend sleeping w/ a big, warm jungle boy. 

the way you draw jake melts my heart... your art is so cute

glumine-blog:

dyonoi:

landofsomethingsomething:

sharklort:

Based on the amount of characters in homestuck that all canonically had a crush on karkat, I think it’s safe to say that he’s definitely one sexy mofo

karkat and jake are the hottest ppl in homestuck based on people around them expressing interest and the only reason i bring that up is because whenever i think about it i laugh and laugh and laugh that the striders got them BOTH like damn they know what’s up

striders @ their hot bfs

articherrb:

giant hoodies are gay

sorry i dont make the rules
(credit me if you use!)

allyssinian:

So I’m still super into Harry Potter lmao

I’ve been thinking up a bunch of stuff for a Harry Potter AU for homestuck and @cityinthesea drew stuff that I agreed with so much I basically had to go ahead and draw something for it now 

twiinsketchbook:

quick crappy animation because june 12th

jake + guidance

blog0930203394:

hes not allowed to shoot them anymore

landofsomethingsomething:

dave just finding casual ways to constantly touch karkat, like reaching over him at dinner or bumping together while walking somewhere, slowly sitting closer and closer to him during movie nights, working right next to him in can town so their elbows bump now and then, or sitting back to back, constantly teasing him by snatching stuff away from him and holding it hostage so karkat tries to wrestle it back (books… lots of books.) 

karkat picking up on this because he’s not an idiot and overanalyzing it and knowing that if it were anyone else he’d be shouting at them to just get in a quadrant already but because it’s him he just isn’t sure and ??! karkat constantly sneaking looks over at dave with his brows wrinkled like he’s trying to solve a puzzle and dave pretending like he doesn’t notice but every time it happens he starts to sweat, what does that look mean, what is he thinking, what am *I* thinking, what the fuck is happening ………..

dyonoi:

stressfreckles:

dyonoi:

anti-dave-kat:

Want to know what is also fictional……..
Those hentai comics that involve children in pornographic ways that are WAY under the age of consent. You know, kids that are typically 3-10ish years of age.
That’s not real though.
That’s fictional.
Why should you complain about it? Why is it a big deal?


Here’s a hint…………

…………….because its fucked up and abusive ships are not the fucking exception to the rule. If a ship is fucked up and abusive, then it’s fucked up and abusive. For example: BroJohn. That’s not only pedophilia but it’s also fucking abusive.
Davekat is an abusive ship.
Karkat is a piece of shit.

thanks for your illuminating take down of davekat, your comparison of it to pedophilia that is in no way absolutely ridiculous has opened my eyes to the true nature of their relationship

exhibit A:

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while this might LOOK like two happy boys holding hands and having a good time, karkat actually has a death grip on daves hand and is CRUSHING his bones. daves expression is in reality of someone silently screaming out in pain. so sad

exhibit B:

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this might look like a sweet reunion hug, right? WRONG. dave is actually nervously laughing at what is karkats death stare. i mean look at the way karkat is baring his fangs at dave. he knows he will be in danger as soon as no one is looking

oh my fucking god do you guys not know how to read

if you think karkat is canonically abusive im sorry but its you who doesnt know how to read

also:

are you fucking serious??

crushing his bones lmfao I’m dead

(davekat is good and pure and beautiful)

prospails:

Can you draw John and Roxy together in chibi form? They’re my otp
Ahhh i’m sorry it looks all fuzzy! SAI really pulled one on me and wouldn’t let me save so i had to save it the long way TwT
[REQUESTS CLOSED]

cityinthesea:

i wasnt kidding about pushing daisies AU

summary for ppl unfamiliar with pushing daisies: dirk is a man born with the ability to wake the dead through touching them. when he touches the dead they come back to life, but if he touches them again, they return to being dead, but this time forever. he grows up distant from people, fearing social connections because of his powers. 

he eventually grows to become the piemaker, with waitress roxy, who desperately wishes to become closer to someone as impenetrable as dirk, and jane crocker, private eye who knows that solving mysteries is easier when your business partner can wake the dead and ask them who killed them.

one day, dirk finds out that jake english, childhood sweet heart, was murdered while travelling, and revives him. they fall in love as they reconnect, despite the fact that they can never touch or else jake would return to being dead, forever. they do tooth rottingly cute things like kiss through saran wrap, hold hands with gloves and dance while wearing bee keeping suits

it’s a really great show, if i could write i would do more w this AU

D-DIRK’S…. EYE.. LASHES………

how i feel about gamzee makara

dyonoi:

the poor guy i swear

i feel so bad for myself

you need jesus

sol-lay:

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allyssinian:

Drew some fluffy stuff

egossweetart:

landofsomethingsomething:

I’m still so mad all these months later that dave wasn’t the one who went and picked up karkat’s non-god-tier ass up from LOFAF to carry him back to the victory platform. it was a perfect opportunity and we could have finally seen them alone together and gotten a glimpse at that dynamic in canon and god damn it it would have been so good

(in related news I’m also mad we didn’t get to see karkat make good on his promise to fist bump john later when he was feeling it)

but seriously imagine dave’s shit eating grin when he shows up and he’s like well bro it’s this or you don’t go through the door what’s it gonna be and karkat is sputtering like oh no… the indignity…. the presumptuousness…… everyone will see… how dare this happen 









i gave it my best shot? heres some tree blood for all y’all

Yes hello if you take requests can you please draw the mayor (homestuck) with a double bacon cheeseburger?

ashvinee-deactivated20171021:

Eeek, I went a little overboard here </3

they’re teaching him how to eat it without making everything fall down (that happens everytime to me tbh) 

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allyssinian:

“wow I sure have a lot of homework” i saw as I ignore all of it to work on karkatstuck

Here’s indigo and olive blood karkats! Indigo KK wants to be able to make heavy machines like soldier robots and turrets and stuff but he’s only so good at those so he ends up working on little trinkets and stuff that he gives away to other trolls because he doesn’t care to keep them

olive KK grew up a hunter, except he was too ambitious when he was younger and got caught up in something way bigger than him and luckily only got out with a few scars. He wears fishing gear and wades the sea shore for prey but stays wary of the biggest beasts though.

Can you believe that dave strider is basically the first lady (dude?) of an entire universe??? like damn

landofsomethingsomething:

karkat can we make crows the state–no nationa– UNIVERSAL bird and make a new food pyramid but its all aj like fuck bread or grubloaf or whatever just straight crisp and delicious apple juice on every level like school kids be climbin them tiers and whats at the top OH SHIT more sweet ambrosia heres your eight to twelve servings a day times whatever and you know what on a related note we gotta ban orange soda please trust me i have a bet riding on this and btw the nationa– (fuck) universal anthem basically has to be one of my sick jams maybe we should collab what do you think karkat come on we have an opportunity here lets not be wasteful hey karkat

on healthy relationships

landofsomethingsomething:

- communicating - dave makes it clear that feelings jams have become a regular thing he’s experienced doing now, and in fact we see that when something karkat does bothers him he says so outright instead of bottling it up. See: Him asking outright about his crush on john and suggesting they talk that out so that it doesn’t get bottled up and fester.

- mutual respect - just look at the way they defend each other against vriska, dave making sure karkat is ok with her taking the official leader position, karkat telling her off for griefing dave about dirk. the way they make sure the other knows that their feelings about something are valid and worthwhile.

- compromising - the very definition of their relationship exemplifies compromise. dave can’t do quadrants/poly, as shown by his relationship with terezi deteriorating after she started her kissmessitude with gamzee, and meanwhile karkat’s entire not insignificant learned romantic experience is defined by them. karkat agreeing to a more human model of dating and dave agreeing to handle all the various quadranted roles at once, they couldn’t have gotten together at all without some serious compromising. Then you have the little stuff that I KNOW they didn’t just jump right into with both feet like dave agreeing to watch romcoms and karkat agreeing to spending time at the turntables and sharing their interests and time and ahhh. 

- healthy space & respecting privacy - note that when karkat flips his lid during the conversation with dave and john on the lily pad, dave ultimately lets him do so, letting him remove himself from the conversation and situation (albeit in dramatic fashion.) it’s canon that dave didn’t tell karkat all the details about bro and karkat didn’t tell dave all the details about his insecurity regarding abraxas and his leadership credentials, and not only is that ok, it’s a sign of mutual respect and attentiveness. they were able to pick up on each other’s deepest insecurities and issues without pushing each other to give up more than they were ready to give. 

and don’t forget either that none of this is for show just around each other or even other people, when they are apart we get dave’s “have you seen karkat, is he ok” (pre-retcon, but still) and karkat’s “whoever it is he’s fighting now, I hope he’s ok.” while still taking care of what needs to be done and doing their own thing. they aren’t immobilized without each other in an unhealthy, codependent way, but they are never far from each other’s minds. 

regency au dirkjake? /SHRUGS

gnatsattack:

You awake to a ceiling of dark wood, crosshatched rafters signaling your placement at an upmost flat somewhere residential. Your memories are a bit of a wash. Vague spots of warmth coat your skin but for the most part your evening is a flash of overpriced molly house alcohol and… well, you remember someone with a hand around your waist.

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ugh this is my entire jam tho

Are you today's date cause you're a 10/10 *double pistols and a wink*

joyedtobeforlorn-deactivated201:

jake sends this to dirk jane and roxy separately on october 10th one year because he thinks it’s a great pun; roxy’s like “ur damn right lol”; jane groans at the bad pun; dirk spends the rest of the week overanalyzing it and trying to decide how to respond

complete-bs-district:

did this lil davekat+mayor for my blog’s background!!

skaia

THE CONFESSION

stormsbourne:

how do you think dirk did it? do you think that he said it right there when jake had finished kissing his head? I don’t really think so, personally; both of them know that moment was really awkward and not what either of them wanted their first meeting to be like. do you think dirk put it off for a week? do you think he got into fights with the responder about whether it had been long enough to be appropriate? do you think he tried to be incredibly casual when he did bring it up? “yo, man, I thought I’d ask if you were interested in maybe like, going out, or something. as boyfriends. like, romantically.” or was he really nervous and did he do the hand-behind-head foot-rocking pose after all?

and what about jake! the whole time dirk is putting it off out of nerves, jake is probably going back and forth. was the responder just fucking with him? is dirk really interested? why does dirk get so anxious looking when jake slings an arm around his shoulder? what on earth is the speech dirk keeps practicing to himself in the bathroom in the morning? (jake also practices a speech in the bathroom in the morning. it is considerably less coherent and he can never decide what to say.) he’s sure he didn’t imagine that dirk was into him but now that he’s actually seeing dirk in person it’s a lot harder to be sure because he is so fucking unreadable and unruffled. jake spends two full days convinced that he just read in too much, “just like with jane,” before dirk finally finds the gumption to talk about it, and then he is so fucking relieved. 

(somewhere deep inside jake’s head, brain ghost dirk is just a giant, constant facepalm)

quadrantconfusion:

Dave: hey put this in the fridge dude

Karkat, an intellectual: PUT THIS IN THE THERMAL HULL, NOOKBREATH 

jake-english-week:

HEY EVERYONE! 

Jake English Week 2: Electric Boogaloo is coming up at the end of this moneth and the mods here can’t wait for you all to join us for eight days of Page of Hope fun!

Look under the read more for the list of activities and themes: 

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I’m on it

starsfadingbutilingeron:

honestly same

every time I see this I will reblog it and tag it #striders

allyssinian:

Did I post these yet? Who knows!

I see Aikass Rose up there :3

(:B

landofsomethingsomething:

it’s a crime that we never got to see a one-on-one convo with dave and karkat post-retcon because karkat always pulls out his (:B shit explicitly when he’s flirting with people or otherwise trying to be charming, and there’s no way he didn’t pull that shit on dave at some point and I really just wanted to see dave playing that off and giving him shit for it while simultaneously and obviously thinking oh no…alien boy…..cute….

bottleshark:

Like father like daughter,

i know you go over this in your fics some buuut id love to hear your sexcanons on top/bottom dom/sub levels for the four pairings you list in your blog info :) (striders & co! i love it! those are my favorites too)

landofsomethingsomething:

oh mannnnnnn ok here we go (warning: this gets VERY LEWD I have no shame)

DAVEKAT - 

They’re both pretty subby, but karkat is slightly more switchy/willing to top so he usually does when I write them. Plus I just… really like bottom dave?? Like please give this boy the care and attention he needs. I think karkat would really like that feeling of taking care of dave like that too, it’s more about satisfying him that way then any real dom feelings, and once they’ve had some practice it’d really be a lot about that sense of accomplishment at knowing exactly how to take dave a p a r t. 

That said sometimes karkat definitely wants/needs to be taken care of that way too, but unlike dave, who I think really struggles to be clear with what he wants because he’s so fucking embarrassed by his preferences, karkat has no problem just being like hey so can we switch it up tonight??? And if asked I think Dave is happy to do it just because… Dave really, really likes being wanted. 

I also kinda like the idea of karkat with very slight masochistic tendencies like, nothing extreme, but especially when he’s feeling the blackrom side of their all-quadrants thing I think he really would like dave to be rougher than honestly dave would probably be comfortable with, plus that teasing thing they do with each other translated into dirty talk, I think karkat would love that if he could get dave to do it. so yeah. I have a half finished fic with this shit in it that I really need to work on rrrrrrrrrrgh

DIRKJAKE - 

so my opinion on this is that jake has literally NO preference, he just likes sex, everything feels good and he’s open to trying all sorts of stuff? He’s fine with the idea of dirk being in control but he’s also 100% fine with directing things himself, and I also think of him as the type of person who like starts out with an idea of what they want to do and then just gets totally carried away and by the end he looks back and blushes furiously and is like I SAID/DID WHAT??? OH GOSH ._. 

As for Dirk I see him as 100% sub, like this boy worships at the altar of dick ok. Unless Jake is specifically asking for something else Dirk’s assumption and preference is that he’s bottoming and the other person’s pleasure is kind of more important than his own? Like I think Dirk gets off more on seeing Jake get off with him than any explicit thing being done directly to him. Oh and I also hc dirk as liking to give oral more than any other sexual activity, specifically giving, that’s his favorite thing. (I didn’t mention it up there, but I think dave prefers giving oral too but it’s not his Absolute Favorite Sex Thing like it is for dirk) 

ROSEMARY - 

this one is fun because I actually think of them as having this dynamic where like… Kanaya thinks she’s subbier than she actually is, like Kanaya thinks she’s 100% ok with being dommed and goes into things like hell yeah rose lay me down in your human bed and fuck me!! but when they get INTO IT, she’s actually kinda pushy and domineering and no do this no do it this way move a little more like that, so kind of like a bossy bottom I guess? And ROSE is like, she thinks she’s 100% DOM, I always hc rose as having Issues with wanting to be in control at all times, but it’s interesting because as much as she would enjoy retaining control of the situation and having perfect agency over the proceedings I think what really would make her lose her shit is having to relinquish that control and accept whatever she’s given instead of whatever she’s demanding? Like that would be so legitimately affecting to her and she would h a t e how much she likes it after she experiences it but end up lowkey wanting it all the time.

So what I’m saying is that after they progress to a certain level of comfort with each other I see kanaya catching on to this and giving in to her dommier tendencies and taking control more and their sex life slowly levels up from “good and satisfying” to “MIND BLOWING (but if anyone finds out I will die)” 

ROXYGEN - 

Roxy to me is 100% dom and John is 100% sub. I think the thing I like most about my interpretation of their dynamic is that Roxy is a 10/10 smokin’ hot fox and John is like a 6/10 average but cleans up nice sort of guy? And John is really aware of and insecure about this fact, like constantly sweating like oh god she’s so pretty and so nice and so strong and so capable how can I possibly be pleasing to this amazing bombshell of a woman??? and meanwhile Roxy is totally clueless on it and thinks John is just SO ATTRACTIVE, he’s so nice! And funny! And adorable! And Roxy has been waiting SO LONG for a reciprocal target to her affections, I think she’s just so fucking enthusiastic, BRINGING THIS BACK AROUND TO SEXCANONS, especially concerning bedroom stuff. Like Roxy just reads as an extremely sexual person to me so I think she’d want to move things fast, probably almost TOO fast for John, who I hc as a late bloomer who took longer than average to develop a sense of what he finds attractive, sex drive, etc. 

So I think at the start they have this dynamic where Roxy is the one pushing things along and initiating and John figures out along the way that he likes having the pressure of that sort of thing taken off him and is more than happy to do as directed. Also just to make this roughly as lewd as the other three I think Roxy’s favorite position is reverse cowgirl and John is initially not very keen on giving oral but Roxy loves it so fucking much he eventually comes around on it because he is a good boyfriend who likes to gift his girlfriend with satisfying orgasms, thanks. 

complete-bs-district:

isn’t it uncanny how dave has slowly evolved into a bigger goober and a much less emotionally constipated person all throughout act 6 and part of act 5 yet people only started to shit on him and calling him too different when they knew he was dating a boy hmm yes uncanny

and when in the same breath these people say the characters had no character development while dave is like,,, right there,, being a different person,, except NOT developed nO NO, just suddenly sucking faces with some alien dude for all the fandom’s thirsty yaoi needs. let’s ignore the fact that being as emotionally constipated and traumatically silent and unaware about your own abuse is some kindamaybealittle unhealthy shit he overcame by the retcon and by feeling loved and cared for by people like karkat and the mayor and probably terezi and rose too, let’s ignore THAT kind of uncomfy chardev that is also uncomfortably tied to dave’s non-straightness and/or being paired up with the clearly WRONG character because why the fuck not

dartty:

sleep sleep

zzzzzzdirkjake

stormsbourne:

dirk sleeps like a log, very rigid on his side, barely moving, he looks like he is always faking sleep and about to spring out of bed and whip out a weapon like a dude in an action movie

jake sprawls. arms and legs everywhere, moving around all the time, kicking off the covers, yanking them back on, when he wakes up in the morning it looks like an animal was struggling to get out of his bed

they usually sleep in different beds when one of them stays over, just because jake likes his privacy and wind-down time at night and dirk teaches himself to understand that it’s not about him. but sometimes they sleep together and somehow, magically, spooning makes these sleep problems align and they just lay together happily and sleep all night.

landofsomethingsomething:

I like to imagine karkat as one of those people that steals all the blankets constantly and totally cocoons himself in them, and dave gets all cranky like first off, this sucks, I’m cold af, also, I’m here to cuddle my fucking boyfriend, not this bullshit burrito??? Eventually they will compromise and karkat will just cocoon them both, together

crabwings:

okay, so y’all gotta understand how good All I Know Are Sad Songs is. this fic, you guys. it’s jettisoned me into 12+ hour long creating sprees twice now, and i look forward to selling my soul to rosa in the end of times.

for the moment, i can only express my gratitude by hemorrhaging colour onto a computer screen, so that’s what i did.

let me break it down for you: AIKASS is about Alpha Dave, who is super famous and has everything he’s ever wanted and hates himself and his entire life. on the edge of doing something drastic, he runs into someone vaguely familiar who is going to change his entire life. (Karkat. it’s Karkat.)

this is one of the best DaveKat fics i’ve ever read and my only advice is PLEASE mind the tags; the first few chapters are intense (but worth it).

anyway rosa, you are a shining star thank you for writing cool shit.

oh my god this is so wonderful. Karkat’s face is just… perfect. Look at him :(

Thank you so much for drawing this it has made my WEEK.

cityinthesea:

this was supposed to be a short exercise for fun but i always get carried away…

i am most proud of that cape. i did that in one go and felt like a god

prospt:

roses are violet. violets are violet. everything is violet. welcome to hell

inksteaks:

all right I guess tumblr ate this post because it can’t handle the truth or something, so here it is again

landofsomethingsomething:

someone on the discord was talkin about ticklish striders today and i just want to share how much I fuckin LOVE ticklish striders like please let karkat and jake have this secret weapon. you think you’re cool and calm and stoic and unaffected? THINK AGAIN. it’s a weapon that must be used carefully but would be so damn satisfying to deploy. also I think jake would use it more b/c dirk is harder to get through to and make open up and dirk would be MORTIFIED and curl into a defensive ball and beg for mercy while karkat would use it more sparingly, especially after dave discovers he can counter attack and they both nearly piss themselves after an especially merciless tickle battle

crabwings:

wholesome family friendly fun.

(this is consensual kink pls do not tag as dubcon!)

ahaha I never reblog straight up porn but this shit is SO FUCKIGN GOOD and loft drew it FOR ME so hella let’s do this I LOVE THIS THANKS