lil roxygen hcs
I freaking love my under-appreciated token het pairing, so here are some 100% positive roxygen things:
- John tries to pull pranks on Roxy all the time but she is simply too clever for him. After a lifetime of dealing with Jane, Roxy has this shit sorted. John pulls out all the stops and never manages to get her. She is his pranking white whale and he hunts her single-mindedly and she’s always one step ahead of his ass. Something about this is an aphrodisiac to him.
- Roxy def likes movies from the 80s and 90s, and John def likes console games. They’ve receptive to one another’s interests at first, because sure yeah Armageddon is a great movie/sure yeah I can totally play Smash Bros Melee! But they get drawn into the other’s passion and use it as a springboard to totally connect with the thing and so within a year, Roxy is riffing on John’s Con Air quotes and they’re getting their whole scenes together, and John and Roxy stay up until 2 AM finally 100%ing Super Mario World with John on the controller the whole time with no hints and they cheer so loud.
- John thinks that Roxy is for real the hottest girl he’s ever met and can’t believe that she’s interested in his doofy self. Roxy also believes that Roxy is the hottest girl he’s ever met, but legitimately finds his doofy self attractive af. Roxy likes interesting faces. Sure, John would never be Hollywood, but that’s 100% part of the appeal.
- Sometimes they have hard days where they get wrapped up thinking about GO. John wonders if he did the right thing, if there was a better way, if maybe he’d have learned to master his powers earlier, he could have saved everyone without rewriting. Roxy wonders if her friends miss their Roxy, whether they consider her a shoddy replacement, and once in a million years, she hates herself because she kind of feels that same way about them. John and Roxy are the only ones who understand what Roxy and John are going through. They’re the only ones who were there.
- Roxy finds out that John is the one who ectobiology’d them all into existence. Sees his pesterhandle. Realizes that holy shit there’s someone else in existence who is interested in ectobiology!! At first John is kind of bemused by her passion, but she gets him into it and they spend weeks holed up in the lab together trying to sequence the human genome to diversify their shoddy genetic variance in their group. John finds out that he’s a lot smarter than he ever thought he was. He also finds out that Roxy is a whole lot smarter than he’ll ever be.Consider Also:
- Dirk hovering in the background being hella protective of Roxy and asking Dave 200 questions per day about John and this cycling back around to Roxy who chastises Dirk for having no chill but is also kinda happy that it bothers him for multiple reasons, some of which are nice and some of which are not so nice to keep that slightly fucked up dynamic going
- John and Dave hanging out and Dave will just randomly drop shit about Karkat because he can’t help himself so John is like hey I have a relationship now too and drops stuff about Roxy and Dave is like dude that’s my mom S T O P and John delights in how flustered Dave gets about it and won’t shut the fuck up ever
- Same except Roxy to Jane and Jane is like lady that’s my son S T O P and Roxy cackles devilishly
- Roxy and Jade having dog person vs cat person wars and John like oh no I’m not getting involved in this because this is my girlfriend and my literal sister please don’t drag me into this *sweats*
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