Jake English is canonically a hottie

landofsomethingsomething:

Scrolling thru the Jake English tags and seeing people salty about Jake being drawn/referenced as physically attractive

sry but the boy is canonically hot

it’s mentioned several times by several different people

you can be kind of a doofus personality wise and still be smokin’ hot

sorry to burst ur bubble

People who have explicitly or implicitly remarked on Jake’s tremendous objective hotness:

- Jane
- Roxy
- Dirk
- Jade
- Dave
- Tavros
- Aranea
- Jake himself
- probably more that I can’t think of right now