Pokemon Gostuck
Dirk and Jake meet when they both attack the same gym. (Dirk’s Mystic, Jake’s Instinct?)They keep trading it back and forth, one capturing it the second the other loses, only for the other to immediately use a revive and take it back. Then Roxy and Jane do a drive-by gym steal and take off, and Dirk and Jake have to begrudgingly team up to take down the giant ass 2k chansey + persian combo. Only to realize they’ve blown through all their revives.
$27 dollars in pokecoins later Jake finally just gives the gym to Dirk on the condition Dirk buys him a water bottle and snack from the nearby convenience store (whoa nelly up in heaven it is BLAZERS out today)
When they come back out Roxy and Jane have stolen the gym again.