my secret headcanon: hella hairy n muscled jake
he looks like he could catch a bear with his bare hands but really all he can do is give u nice awkward hugs
i mean honestly he had no reason to shave back on his island so why would he even. :y
after his leg hair disappears in act6 i imagine him being devastated, going; “no..my hair..! we’ve been together for years..!”
(dirk has absolutely no problem with it, by the way.)