in-laws
I love imagining how the entire strilonde extended family unit interacts with itself considering who they all ended up with like jesus christ imagine john like rose isn’t it hilarious that karkat said we were going to get married but then i dated your mom instead now i am kind of like your step dad ha ha ha and rose is like yes john. hilarious. truly. almost as incandescently poetic as dave and i both falling in love with trolls while our ill fated post scratch incarnations were doomed to die tragic deaths locked in fruitless battle against one. ha ha ha.
john is like rose why do you always do this
meanwhile karkat and jake are watching romcoms on the couch discussing with great enthusiasm how terribly dashing the protagonist is while their insecure striderian boyfriends squirm with lowkey jealousy of a movie character but they can’t say shit because if they say one single word they give away how much they care and the fact that they’ve been watching all along and who the fuck agreed to this double date