Can you believe that dave strider is basically the first lady (dude?) of an entire universe??? like damn
karkat can we make crows the state–no nationa– UNIVERSAL bird and make a new food pyramid but its all aj like fuck bread or grubloaf or whatever just straight crisp and delicious apple juice on every level like school kids be climbin them tiers and whats at the top OH SHIT more sweet ambrosia heres your eight to twelve servings a day times whatever and you know what on a related note we gotta ban orange soda please trust me i have a bet riding on this and btw the nationa– (fuck) universal anthem basically has to be one of my sick jams maybe we should collab what do you think karkat come on we have an opportunity here lets not be wasteful hey karkat