karkat tho

he learned like all of his vast vocabulary from reading books so when he actually says these words outloud he pronounces them incorrectly

Storytime with Karkat:

“But Grilan,” she protested, rumble spheres vibrating, “if we give into this love we feel for one another, it could be complete and utter chay-ohs.”

wait, dave says. hold up.

WHAT.

did you just say fucking chay-os?

WH – YES? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT CHAY-OHS MEANS, DAVE? IS YOUR IMPENETRABLE SKULL REALLY THAT FUCKING DENSE THAT YOU HAVEN’T EVER HEARD OF CHAY-OHS BEFORE?

oh my god. dude. dude okay define chay-ohs for me. 

IT’S… YOU KNOW, WHEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF CATASTROPHIC BULLSHIT IS GOING DOWN ALL AT ONCE AND THERE’S NO ORDER TO IT AND THE LEADER CAN’T GET EVERYONE IN LINE.

oh my godddd. dude. laugh my fucking ass of bro do you mean chaos???? or like?? oh my god

WHAT THE FUCK IS KAY-OSS?

jesus dick this is amazing fucking ROSE get the fuck in here right now fucking karkat doesn’t know how to pronounce chaos