ok no see I thought about this the entire time I was in the bathroom after replying to this, dirk shaves every morning despite his barren face and he hates the idea of himself with facial hair BUT THEN jake teases him and dirk sits there all day running himself in circles like ok… so…… does that mean……. he WANTS the facial hair? is he UPSET? would he PREFER I had a beard?? is he….. am I not good enough for him..??? what do I do…. oh shit…..ANNNND THEN JAKE CATCHES HIM ON HIS COMPUTER AT 4 AM FEVERISHLY GOOGLING BEARD GROWTH TONICS AND IS LIKE “DUDE”this one made me cackle out loud because i can see it so clearly. god my post is over, we’ve found the answer
I’m so proud