sleeping gear

stormsbourne:

inspired by this post

dirk sleeps either in his boxers or in a tanktop and boxers depending on his mood. once it starts getting cold on earth c roxy introduces him to the concept of flannel pajama pants and his life is forever changed. he wears them forever. he never goes back. 

jake sleeps in the complete nude. dirk buys him pajamas once or twice after jake says that he likes dirk’s. jake wears them exactly once and never again. they’re too stifling, dirk! a man’s skin needs to be able to breathe! dirk tries to point out jake is sleeping under blankets anyway. it’s DIFFERENT jake insists. don’t knock it if you’ve never tried it! 

unfortunately (fortunately) every time dirk attempts sleeping naked to pacify jake it ends up meaning they have to wash the sheets the next day