just imagine how cool jake probably thinks karkat’s sickles are like it’s probably incredibly embarrassing tbh karkat is like caught between holy shit fam they’re not that cool calm the fuck down and no wait what am I saying yes they are they’re the COOLEST the absolute most deadly and amazing weaponry in the universe and Jake is like all right but fight me bro I want to see them in ACTION and Karkat is sweating bullets like okay but first of all how am I gonna fight you you use GUNS and jake is just shrugging and has his dukes up and is bouncing around all like JUST TAKE A SWING AT ME BRO COME ON DIRK CAN FIGHT ME JUST FINE WITH HIS MELEE NONSENSE SURELY YOU CAN TOO
Karkat is like firstly please don’t compare me to a strider and secondly please stop hopping around what the fuck is this (it’s footwork you fool everyone knows you can’t box a good round without it)