i dont know anything im just saving the url
i dont know anything im just saving the url

i told you i would draw this someday
but i still can’t draw dicks not even to save my life.
he builds his own fucking robots, what did u expect
BONUS UNDER THE CUT:

a boring cold sunday

based off of this although. i sorta edited it at the end a little so w/e
yes perfect


in my headcanon their first time wasn’t that much of a disaster. they were really inexperienced teens, yes, but just not that bad. Dirk made a lot of fun of jake’s nervousness, but to be fair they were both pretty nervous. Jake topped, and he was really scared of hurting Dirk or making he feel uncomfortable that he was really gentle and careful.



friendly reminder that this is a nsfw blog (◡‿◡✿)
outfits belong to Ibis

because i always use my fav character to express how i am feeling.
my foot hurts so badly.

i have no excuse for this
this isn’t chofi! i just nabbed the URL and am currently working on getting most/all of her work back at this url for archival purposes.


i need more iced tea
thanks! i read her post about leaving tumblr but i guess some people didnt so thanks for the confirmation!
Jake: Deactivate
Jake: seventh-tense
Brobot: terrachained
Editing: alexissam
Art: my-friend-the-frog

Yeeeass

more accurate version of this image
Aaaaw


have some porn
dedicated to shirushu

and now for your fluffy dirkjake needs.
Ah, the fisticuffs

whats better than a make up kiss?
an angry make up kiss
*^* beautiful
GG: Worst babysitters right here.
ohmygod this is gr8.

little pic for christmas before Hussie goes all out like “merry christmas! your otp is no longer canon!”
so yeah
HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!!
He is not just an egocentric. he doesn’t do anything but screw up everything and create troubles in a perfectly united group.
I’m still waiting for him to do something useful
Jake is a totally dispensable character
he contributes nothing to homestuck and does nothing more than bring trouble
Dirk, Jane and Roxy could be a lot better without him
if he is that popular it’s just because of Dirk and their “otp”
open your eyes
nothing about his character is worth it
I hope he sacrifices himself and do something useful for once in his life
Jake might not be the most awesome character or the most flawless one. but he is still my favorite one.










REVERSAL DEMONSTUCK




haha more doodles
sometimes dirk pisses jake off and he changes all the furniture around.
and jane and roxy are dirks nurses and they like to play with him sometimes haha
at first i wanted to make this a very sadstuck au but then i jUST CAnt.
I don’t know what happened but I really loved all of your works. I was too shy to say it before but you’re an amazing artist.
I couldn’t find the Prince, or Medieval, or whatever that AU was called where Jake found the runaway prince Dirk and tended to his wounds and meanwhile an Ampora planed on sending people out to kill him. But that was my favorite AU. I really loved it and I was excited to see more, even if it never would advance, I liked the idea. Then again I like all of your AU ideas, they were so cute…
I hope I don’t sound selfish when I say, I really hope you get your blog rebuilt, it truly was one of my favorites. :D
Here’s some links to some of your pictures:
http://nettasprite.tumblr.com/post/64255342940/my-friend-the-frog-little-pic-for-christmashttp://ikimaru.tumblr.com/post/46336920116/my-friend-the-frog-he-is-not-just-an
http://terminallytoredor.tumblr.com/post/58813212191/my-friend-the-frog-reversal-demonstuck
http://homestuck-arts.tumblr.com/post/62218360026/my-friend-the-frog-haha-more-doodles-sometimes
again, i’m not chofi, but thanks for the links!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO CISSIE!
here you have your dirkjakes


“please don’t die!”
today in stuff i wish would happen but most likely wont

well some people wanted to know about what happened after this
it was kind of obvious but i still wanted to draw it
[also for the people who requested more dirkjake
as if i didnt draw enough of them]

comission for stickfigurefairytales!
thanks you so much!

whats better than a make up kiss?
an angry make up kiss




ok VERY long comic. i just had to take this out of my mind.
jesus dirk he only went to the bathroom, you drama queen.
EDIT: OK I TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE IT LESS BLURRY AND STUFF SO HERE YOU HAVE:




tragic artist story

-SCC soundtrack on the background



basically me playin that pt
is anyone else excited for silent hills???!
QUICK
SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO DRAW SLOPPY MAKEOUTS
I NEEEEEEEEED TO DRAW SOME SLOPPY DIRKJAKE MAKEOUTS K
RLLY
I RLLY NEED THISwell now you are here for a lesson or two son,
step one: u draw some head shapes
step two: now you add the characters features
step three: clean the sketch
step four: add some details
warning: results may vary


“wanna go to the movies? y/y”
in case you missed the last couple asks, I am not Chofi. I just grabbed the URL and am working on getting her art on this blog for archival purposes.
Chofi has deleted her account and currently has no intentions of coming back.
I believe her post said that it was because of all the rude messages she was getting. I’ve seen a lot of artists leave tumblr and that seems to be the main reason.


everything is nice and cozy until SOMEONE puts their cold feet into yours


based in these 1/2 cute cosplays!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!




i miss my ice tea ヽ(´□`。)ノ

your daily dirkjakes

goodnight

goodmorning
goodnight/goodmorning


november is not over yet dirk
i wanna draw dirkjakes in hot nurse outfits
I love drawing my homos in hot nurse outfits
chofi am I allowed to draw porn of this.

TO SIFO so u don’t feel bad, you are not allowed to feel bad unless I make you feel bad.
Jake: DUDE this isnt funny
Dirk: You knew damn well I wasn’t going to go to that shitty prom. I’m not a suit man like my brother.
Dirk: You should text your grandma, you are not coming home early tonight.
Jake: And now I tell to my grandmother … -Saca móvil y le envia el mesaje a la gma-
Jake: I mean… Wh-what we do? (Why he doesn’t stop look at me? gog)
Dirk: So… Shall we continue…?



[AGGRESSIVELY KICKS HERSELF OUT OF THE SHIP]

and sometimes you snuggle up with him for a nice nap.

i made like a thousand sketches of haljakedirk but they were even shittier than this one OTL.
maybe another time

