“well you should help me get dressed now”
“WHAT”
I literally just read dick XD
“well you should help me get dressed now”
“WHAT”
I literally just read dick XD


i been sleeping really bad lately




OH SHIT


juts doodklingiasoiuddjfkdfs







that hot middle-aged professor you try so embarrassingly to notice you

lets go party!

do the duck face

do the miley cirus face

nice shoes dorks

all cuddle with mama lalonde

goodnight kids
these party times…


you know i had to jump in
i have recently discovered that cats have sleeping powers


when boyfriend has headache u kno u have to take that lil shit to bed





if i dont ever draw stupid dirkjake then consider me dead





also some stupid mer!jake doodles



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hilarious-war submitted:
i could have submitted the head fisting but im feeling benevolent
HOLY SHIT I WASN’T AWARE HOW MUCH I MISSED YOUR FRICK FRACKS UNTIL NOW
hhhh i love how jake is grabbing the curtain like nothing to see here <33




HO HO HOLLA
i AM KEYS SECRET SANTA
TA-DAA

reminder that this blog is nsfw


gimme my summer naps back

Tonight it’s “it cant get much worse”

do you all yourself a favor and watch patema inverted

commission for helmsmanbattery !!! thanks you so muchh!

and another commission for rika! thanks a lot!!!








its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married



ok so runawaystuck but dirkjake




dirk actually being an anxious, scared boy instead of the macho he thinks he is



.::sugoi boyfriends::.

dead boyfriends

cheer up pal!

Dirk learns how very different and hard group/partner fighting is.



they fucked just before hussie and vriskas wedding



heh
coughs blood*

living on hell monster island
like 2 days maybe


people asked for guardians in demonstuck
take it




doodling cause




no conozco a nadie a quien le haya fallado ese chamuyo

man todays so hot

remember when i promised i would draw demon dirk and dave fucking jake?
ok i failed but have some demon bro and alpha bro fucking jake

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
O H MY GOD CHOFI YES
YES.
KISSES YOUR FACE HOLY SHIT
ok lets reblog this to my artblog and see how many people tag this davejake into dirkjake

idk
as of right now it doesn’t sound like she’s coming back to tumblr, but i have word that she’s fine.
chofi is probably not going to come back and likely left because of a lot of rude comments she was getting.