EB: karkat look at my new underwear!

CG: OH MY GOD

CG: NEWS FLASH, NOOKWHIFF, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM OFF BEFORE YOU SHOW ME.

EB: yeah well– hey, what are you doing??

CG: COVERING YOUR PALE HUMAN BEHIND. AGAIN.

EB: ….. you just wanted to touch my butt

CG: WH–