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## a guide to homestuck classes

classpectingquotes:

> Prince: Imma do the thing

> literally everyone in a 2km radius: please please don’t do the thing

> Prince, covered in blood and surrounded by burning corpses: too late

> —

> Knight: Imma do the thing

> Someone: No, don’t do it

> Knight: dude we are surrounded, wounded and have about a 99.9% chance of dying painfully, if you have a better option then I’m all ears

> —

> Thief: Imma do the thing

> Someone: No, don’t do it

> Thief: I don’t think you understand just how funny it is that you think you have a say in this

> —

> Heir: Imma do the thing

> Someone: No, don’t do it

> Heir, relieved: oh thank goodness now i don’t have to

> —

> Witch: Imma do the thing

> Someone: Oh thank god, you’re finally doing it, we’ve been holed up in here just waiting for you to do it and you never would

> Witch:

> —

> Seer: Imma do the thing

> Someone: No, don’t do it

> Seer: Excuse me I have been planning for the better part of a DECADE I have like 4 backup plans I have this entire thing down to a SCIENCE how DARE you tell me I shouldn’t do this

> —

> Page: Imma do the thing

> Someone: No, don’t do it

> Page, on the verge of tears: y-yeah you’re right

> —

> Mage: Imma do the thing

> Someone: What thing??

> Mage: //has already left//

> Someone: shit

> —

> Someone: hey, so uh–

> Sylph: you did the thing, didn’t you

> Someone: yes

> Sylph: you failed, didn’t you

> Someone: …yes

> Sylph: knew it

> —

> Maid: //does the thing//

> Someone: now normally I’d tell you not to do that but since it made a lot of things go right for once I’ll let it slide

> —

> Rogue: So you want me to do the thing

> Someone: Yes

> Rogue: Fully realizing that this thing is incredibly dangerous and could potentially hospitalize us

> Someone: Do you have a problem with that?

> Rogue: No, no, I just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page

> —

> Bard: ;o)

> Someone: what the fuck

> Bard: //does the thing//

> Someone: WHAT THE FUCK