me: *chopping vegetables in my pristine suburban kitchen with 8 burners and marble countertops for my organic holistic dinner which i am cooking*
child: mommy?
me: what is it sweetie?
child: what is "homestuck"?
me: *hands freeze, the knife halfway through a raw carrot. my hands begin to shake, and i have to fight to keep a hold of the utensil. blood rushes in my ears, a cold sweat breaks out on my forehead* wh-where... did you learn that word..?
i hate that i can unironically say “has some of the most psychologically complex and compelling characters i’ve seen in any media ever” about a comic that includes the line “bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable”
#homestuck is the modern equivalent to shakespear#incredibly compelling and layered#and chock full of dumb ass humour
I HATE THAT “HOMESTUCK IS THE MODERN EQUIVALENT TO SHAKESPEARE” HAS UNIRONIC TEXTUAL EVIDENCE
homestuck is officially ending in 16 days. it’s finally over. we can rest. my husband can finally return from war. my children will know their father. there will be celebrations in the streets. children born in the depths of the deepest winter will feel the warmth of summer sunlight. we are free.