April 2016

thegladingladiator:

Watching [S] Collide like:

Act 6 lasted 4 years and 4 months

mytardishaswings:

hawkofrawk:

Or 4 1/3 years

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

clubsdeuce:

instead of making PM and Jack actual dogs in your au instead consider: them as jades loud neighbors she’s stuck inbetween who argue constantly and sometimes wrestle in her yard in fursuits

madjazzed:

landofscrubsandcrumbs:

hey guys what is homestuck by the way

grimdarkthroes:

matrior8:

fruitydrinksister:

sburban-mom:

ladytitanium:

princekheldar:

big-daddy-memnun:

princekheldar:

big-daddy-memnun:

princekheldar:

adersedork:

today-in-homestuck:

okay, we’ve got 24 hours, give or take, before homestuck ends. we need to get all our crazy theories out there before the act 7 update and hopefully some of them will be right.

reblog this post with the weirdest theory you can think of, no matter how likely it is!! i’ll start us off.

theory: wv will become the mayor of the new universe.

Its definitely gonna end with a new kid standing alone in his room

John dies at the end

the new species in the new universe is gonna all look like charles dutton

Lord English was never actually evil, he’s trying to stop the kids and trolls from something just as the trolls (minus Vriska) were trying to stop the kids from causing Bec Noir

SBURB/SGRUB is originally created by the MSPA Reader character

Everything took place in Pickle Inspector’s imagination

Dad becomes the Dad of the entire new universe and everything and everyone in it

The cake was a metaphor for the Obama administration

The new universe they create is the Undertale universe

those 10k fantrolls come in, kickass, then get their own plot in homestuck 2.0

VIDEO GAME TEASER, TROLL TENTACLE DICKS CONFIRMED, LOOP AROUND TO PANEL 1

the betaverse is caliborn’s fanfic, and the alphaverse is calliope’s

stingraybae:

whHHHAT THE FUCK??????? NONONO, THAT CAN’T BE THE END???? THAT RESOLVED NOTHING????? SO ARE WE TO JUST ASSUME THAT VRISKA AND ALT CALLIE WAS SUCCESSFUL AND LORD ENGLISH IS DEAD?? WHAT?? I MEAN I’M GLAD THEY’RE ALL HAPPY AND ALIVE, AND THAT ANIMATIONS WAS GORGEOUS BUT???? WHAT??? I’M LEGITIMATELY CONFUSED DID I MISS SOMETHING???

candidcatharsis:

i understood JACK SHIT about the final update, but here i am, still crying, anyways,

nihilisticteenager:

okay where was the joke tho, like where was it where was the horse jokeee, where wasa the death of lord english where was the ending where did aradia go to can someone please explain to me what in the fuck is going on

rezby:

no fucking way thats the entirety of the end.

 it feels like a cop out???

what happened to all the foreshadowing about condesce’s curse? lord english’s invulnurability? the implied 3rd scratch of caliborn’s session that created the alt calliope who talked to jade?

When we zoomed into that tiny sphere in jade’s hand, it felt like it was a preview of the happy ending that could be, and like it was setting up for Lord English to come and swoop down and steal their happy ending, leading to an emotional battle to finally defeat the indefeatable big bad.

It was beatiful yeah, but…. I feel kinda let down. the ending was way underwhelming and left way too many loose threads untied. i’m expecting an update tomorrow saying PSYCH or whatever meme sweet bro and hella jeff use, followed by english raining destruction. idk.

malevolentwhimsy:

Part of me: That was so goddamn gorgeous and I’m glad everyone is safe and happy.

The Other part of me:

aradiatales:

true ending was lord english getting fucking obliterated by a ham offscreen

cognitioncorsair:

ok so if the new universe they just made is the cherubs’ universe, then the whole claymation thing happened after [s] act 7, which is when they defeated caliborn and also the beta kids get stuck in the house. then vriska presumably releases them from the house, they defeat lord english, and then go back to their own new universe and live happily ever after like we saw

davestrrider:

terezidactyl:

windandclouds:

terezidactyl:

homestuck came out 413 years ago. let that sink in

What

413 years

homestuck act 7 vs. the end of evangelion

jxnecrocker:

fight

Summary of the Final Upd8

bilious-slick:

For those who might be slightly confused as to exactly what was happening:

(SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY)

Keep reading

evieoconl:

someone: it’s cool that homestuck was left open-ended! it’s just like the beginning of the comic it’s left open to fan interpretation and i think that’s really beautiful

me:

punlich:

dragonlionlove:

officiallust:

Obama is the Homestuck president
The entirety of HS took place within his 8-year term

holy shit

Thanks, Obama

Only tru homestucks remember

frankensquad:

darecrow:

C A U C A S I A N

firetrucked:

You:

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