okay, we’ve got 24 hours, give or take, before homestuck ends. we need to get all our crazy theories out there before the act 7 update and hopefully some of them will be right.
reblog this post with the weirdest theory you can think of, no matter how likely it is!! i’ll start us off.
theory: wv will become the mayor of the new universe.
Its definitely gonna end with a new kid standing alone in his room
John dies at the end
the new species in the new universe is gonna all look like charles dutton
Lord English was never actually evil, he’s trying to stop the kids and trolls from something just as the trolls (minus Vriska) were trying to stop the kids from causing Bec Noir
SBURB/SGRUB is originally created by the MSPA Reader character
Everything took place in Pickle Inspector’s imagination
Dad becomes the Dad of the entire new universe and everything and everyone in it
The cake was a metaphor for the Obama administration
The new universe they create is the Undertale universe
those 10k fantrolls come in, kickass, then get their own plot in homestuck 2.0
VIDEO GAME TEASER, TROLL TENTACLE DICKS CONFIRMED, LOOP AROUND TO PANEL 1
the betaverse is caliborn’s fanfic, and the alphaverse is calliope’s