16-Oct-14 3:21:00 AM ¶ ●

## rose/vriska

ROLLER DERBY AU

You’ve been staring point blank at Vriska “Spinneret” Serket’s cupped, supple ass for at least ten minutes. Perhaps longer.

You’ve really lost track of time just staring at her round buttcheeks, bouncing in your face as you crouch behind the jammer line. Jesus Lord on High, can your coach just finish his speech already? You don’t know how much more of this you can take, you’re going to acquire the case of the vapours and they’re not going to be pleasant.
Is she wearing padding under her leggings? Who even does that? Is she trying to hide something? You have a feeling it’s not just for the safety factor, it has to be something flirtations. Perhaps your infatuation-combo-infuriation with the star jammer of team Alternia has just a tiny bit to do with discerning how much of that butt is purposed for promiscuous purposes. It also might be a terrible excuse you’re fashioning for yourself in an attempt to pass off vulgarity as scholarly interest but, well, you’ll take what you can get.
The coach blows the whistle, and you are promptly left eating dust as Vriska surges off in front of you. Well, damn.