04-Mar-15 6:31:00 AM ¶ ●

shit. lets be necromancers – a fanmix for a fanfic

I made an fst for my huge jadekat fic Cum mortuis in lingua mortua (click on the title if you haven’t read it yet!) because it’s time to celebrate the fact I actually finished the damn thing.

Much like the fic itself, this starts off as a joke, then slowly descends into “just kidding, ha ha, I was 100% serious the whole time.”

Track list/Deleted tracks under the cut.

BOTCH!!! - Midnight Syndicate
oh, fuck, ssskkkkRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Through The Fire And The Flames - DragonForce
So now we fly ever free
We’re free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on

Adventure - Be Your Own Pet
We are adventuring, we are adventurers
We’ve been to every place anywhere in the world!

Karate - Kennedy
I don’t need no nine mil’ Glock
These hands are deadly guns

Contact High - Architecture in Helsinki
(When we touch I get a)
Contact high
I’m done leaving if we can try
Am I guilty? Boy, you decide
I’ve got nothing to hide

I Touch Myself - Divinyls
*muffled sound of oxfordroulette laughing in background*

Jenny - Studio Killers
I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don’t know how to say this
‘cause you’re really my dearest friend

Step - Vampire Weekend
We know the true death, the true way of all flesh
Everyone’s dying, but girl you’re not old yet

Light a Roman Candle With Me - fun.
So often I call and I plead with you:
“Give me a chance!”

High Times - Landon Pigg
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Won’t you lower your sword and your shield?
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
I’m gonna show you how submission feels

October, First Account - Be Your Own Pet
Wont you help me out?
Won’t you please help me figure it all out?
We’ve cut ourselves open a hundred times
But we’re not out of ammo yet

Everyone’s a VIP to Someone - The Go! Team
Instrumental

Love Makes You Soft - Artichoke Heart Soufflé
And why I can’t stop smiling, I don’t understand
I try to wipe it off, you grab me by the hand
And everything stops turning, the world it seems alright
I’ll walk you home tonight

And here’s some songs I REALLY THOUGHT HARD ABOUT PUTTING ON THE FST:

Con mortuis in lingua mortua - the song I got the title from. Fun fact: I changed it to “Cum” because it was better Latin and also a semen joke. Unfortunately, this song is the most boring movement of Pictures at an Exhibition and no one wants to listen to it.

The godawful English Slayers Opening - if the Dragonforce didn’t turn you off this certainly would

Rogues Do it from Behind - not even I could rationalize putting this one on here. i just. nepeta. for fucks sake.

Waltz me to the grave - NO ONE LIKES EXPEREMENTAL ELECTROPOP OXFORDROULETTE LET IT GO