16-Oct-14 3:05:00 AM ¶ ●

## dirk/mituna

KOREAN BOY BAND AU

Dirk scrolls through another fanfiction archive, this time featuring a graphic blow job scene in a college dormitory between him and Mituna. Mituna? Really? Out of all the attractive men in this group he could be slashed with and the author chose Mituna?
Although, he can’t complain, this scene is a lot better than some of the other shit he’s read today. He should know anyway, since he’s got a discerning eye when it comes to matters of erotica. Seriously though, this story’s better than the mer-centaur-in-heat AU with him and Eridan. And he even bookmarked that one.
The set producer tells him he’s on for another take in five, and Dirk reluctantly locks his phone. What’s the scene they’re filming right now? Oh right, the duet with… Mituna. How ironic.
He wonders if there’s something to it. Perhaps he should try subtly grabbing Mituna’s ass when they go back to back, that one always gets ‘em.