16-Oct-14 5:55:16 AM ¶ ●

## terezi/vriska

NUN AU (this is it, this is the worst au I’ve ever done)

It’s not like you wanted to start out-competing her in religious activities, you just wanted to win. But it’s infinitely harder to flaunt your glory when you’re committed to a vow of silence and she’s blind as the judge of heaven. Is it a sin to want to triumph over your fellow man? Whatever, you skipped that day of nunnery school.

Still, you find other ways. Punching her in the shoulder when she fucks up in the garden, poking her a little too hard when she folds the laundry wrong, pinching her ass when you’re in the middle of mass and you can just tell she’s not listening… It’s not like it’s unfair or anything, since she does all those things back. Especially the butt pinch one, which is more fun than you’d like to admit.

Doesn’t matter though, as long as you fucking win.