Jadekat Week Day 1 - Memory
this is a bad grease au. karkat is there, behind the x'ed out boxes of jade’s memory, doing something lewd in his poodle skirt (holding hands??? reading romance novels to jade by candlelight??? the possibilities are endless!!!)
this whole week is going to be a slew of terrible, nonsensical aus and I’m so ready.
Jadekat Week Day 2 - Pet
au where karkat is an alternian tabloid celebrity who is famous for being famous and jade is his purse puppy. this is, hands down, the worst au I have ever thought of (and I have a talent, a talent, for bad aus)
Jadekat Week Day 3 - Seasons (look okay it’s goddamn snowing in the picture what do you want me to do)
I’ve turned this week into “let’s try to top yesterday’s bad au” week and I don’t plan on stopping. today’s is “I spent too much time drawing a ballet picture for no reason and therefore had a lot of time to justify this shitty setting.”
au where jade and karkat’s parents send them to some prestigious private school where they have ballet instead of gym class and both of them are unequivocally the worst in the damn class even after 12 years of this shit. they both despise it, and they both despise each other because their names align just-so on the class register and they’re always paired up. in order to take out their rage one of them will try and pull a ballet stunt in public with the other to make a fool out of them, but it never works out. karkat’s pants always rip and jade’s hair gets stuck in something and they just wind up angrier than ever.
Jadekat Week Day 5 – Supernatural
I can’t believe I just drew shitty, self-indulgent fanart of my own shitty, self-indulgent au. anyway here’s jade and her whiny ancient boyfrendo on some adventure or another post-fic.