my only regret is that the WP team isn’t there to suffer through the rest of the hiveswap mismanagement slog. i feel ripped off, dammit. i paid $15 in 2012 to watch toby fox and shelby cragg and cohen suffer with me for 6+ years, and i fully expected another 4 years of entertainment. sigh.
anyway, hiveswap is probably dead in the water, since toby fox isn’t working on it anymore, and what kind of idiot would be dumb enough to fire toby fucking fox??? like. he’s the biggest draw they had for non homestucks to buy the game
also seriously wondering if hussie got fired from his own project. that’d be some next level power move
on the part of some Big Manga viz media executive. imagine bungling it all up so hard that you had your creation legally taken from you. IMAGINE
………….. jakevris anon………. you’ve cursed me……………. this concept keeps plaguing me. it’s just so….. eerie. vanitas vanitatum jake using his weird mortician/taxidermy skills to make her feel pretty but he’s just in it for the Blue Skin and she’s Into It but only because she’s starved for affection…. dang she really needs more friends in this fic series. sorry i trapped you in Man Hell, vriska. i’m so sorry.
“You smell delicious, Miss Serket. Like saltwater candies. I could eat you up.”
hey i wrote a creepy bonus story for vanitas vanitatum! read on, if you’ve read my fic
in this PWP with a really long setup, vriska grapples with some crippling self-hatred issues she violently suppresses, loses, ignores a thousand red flags for the sake of those dank ASMR vibes, and fucks a basement dwelling taxidermy collecting beta male because literally her only friend in this au is john fucking egbert and he is NOT helping. sorry i did this to you, vriska
slightly shorter chapter than normal (i guess?) since i split a planned chapter into two parts because it was turning out WAY too long.
also i swear the overly detailed paragraph about that one outfit is going to be relevant. i know you won’t believe me. but it is. the most relevant thing. ever.
How the hell do you make such good designs!!??? Everytime I look at your art and a character is dawning a new outfit, I’m so fucking impressed andkdkxkxn
i guess this is non canonical since i’ll never draw the full outfit. is this what you all pictured in your heads or was it something totally different? comment below, like&subscribe
