June 2018

I love how you draw John! Thank you for all the art!

i’ve had this ask sitting in my inbox for a while, but i’m gonna whip it out now as an excuse to hurl some more john cheesecake at your dash. yall thought i was done drawing large muscley men??? no im never done

anyway, thanks anon, have a vv john who just woke up at a ridiculously early hour, as per usual

apparently he takes his pants off before the shirt pre-bathtime, which is just backwards. that aint right john

This might be a weird compliment, but I love how you draw John's nose. It reminds me of Dad Egbert's most distinct facial feature and I appreciate it.

thanks! that’s not weird at all, i’m glad someone noticed that’s what i was going for

i think this chapter is probably tonally the darkest one? or maybe the next chapter will beat it out hahahahahahahaha prepare yourselves. welcome to Dank Dark Emotion-filled Dirkjohn Hell from which there is no escape

Chapter 31 of Vanitas vanitatum is up!

(start at chapter 1 here)

it’s nice to be loved.

so i JUST realized that john and jade’s respective fics have like, a savior of the waking world/savior of the dreaming dead vibe going on. i was like, “damn i’m so good at symbolism. gotta draw some art.”

anyway read my dirkjohn fic (it’s almost done!!!). and if you like jade and stupid fantasy bullshit (i like jade and stupid fantasy bullshit) just read the whole clusterfuck of this gargantuan series.

Chapter 32 of Vanitas vanitatum is up!

(start at chapter 1 here)

no illustrations this chapter, but i want to make sure you’re all picturing dirk’s Hot Look correctly, so please have a sketch of his default character model in this chapter

time to milk this water imagery for all it’s worth

Chapter 33 of Vanitas vanitatum is up! (second to last chapter, we’re almost done!)

(you can also start from the beginning here)

a pic for that anon who wanted some johnvris. from vanitas vanitatum, a fic that is not really all that johnvris-y

i guess they’re smokin a fat blunt. a fantasy!weed rollup. honestly this sexy smoking thing is inaccurate, if they were lit up at a party it’d 900% be like this instead:

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