there’s a kooky grab bag of unexpected tags added for this latest big update, but here, let me circle the most important ones for you:
BONES OF BLACK MARROW - Part 2/3 is up! Nearly 20 chapters of Choose Your Own Adventure fun!!!
(start from the update) (start from part 1) (start from JUST AFTER part 1 because you read the first five chapters and then forgot about the fic so you missed all the important exposition stuff)
oh anon i see what you’re after. and you ain’t gonna get none of that ‘cuz this blog is safe for god-damn work. you can have a super cropped-down sketch though
(from BONES OF BLACK MARROW)
the only 3 instruments dirk can play are trap set, groovebox, and hatsune miku. this holds true in any universe, so like, sorry dirk, you’re kind of out of luck vis a vis 18th century-esque fantasy aus. at least he’s trying.
ANYWAY, hey, it’s the traditional end-of-fic fst for Vanitas vanitatum! only like, 30% of it is a joke this time. so go give it a listen if you like DANK CLUB BEATS and DEPRESSION.
i want you to change it all; i’m gonna make it better
[listen on 8tracks] [listen on stayed up all night]
track list below:
another chapter of BONES OF BLACK MARROW is up!
the opening line of this chapter is the funniest joke i’ve thought up in 3 years
so like, i figured i should re-read my own goddamn story for once before finishing up the writing for the final chapter of vanitas vanitatum. anyway i’m on chapter 13 and i’m like, reeling that i didn’t give jake some freaky state sanctioned executioner title. he’s just “the creepy taxidermy obsessed cousin in the basement who makes sure criminals stay dead” but he should have been called like. “The Royal Seamster” or something. missed opportunities.
Vanitas vanitatum is now finished! Thank you so much for reading, everyone.
And if you’re new to the party, and have a few hours to kill, why not give it a read? If a Fantasy Macbethian Necromantic DirkJohn Soap Opera Longfic sounds appealing to you, I guarantee you’ll have a hell of a time.