Uncomfortably Meta | Cum mortuis in lingua mortua

MERRY CHRISTMAS (Merry Boxing Day?), here’s a jadekat fanfic update.

Alternate Chapter Titles: After 33 Chapters Shit Finally Gets Real, Stop Referencing TV Tropes No One Likes It, Fuck I Thought They Were Going To Have Sex In This Chapter, and Karkat Ruins Everything Even When He’s Not Directly Involved:  Part One Of One Million

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