Cum mortuis in lingua mortua is now finished!

If you’ve got a few hours to kill to read a massive slow burn fantasy Jadekat AU which is essentially a D&D game gone horribly, horribly awry, click here and get transported into a world based on a weird chess-based afterlife and bizarre resurrection rules. Also features: Jade Harley’s huge ass muscles, Karkat’s ineptitude as a fighter class, ridiculous sci-fi/fantasy acronyms and allusions, and really bad dick jokes.