Not a meme, but. Do you think that Dave and Terezi in Underworld lived (mostly) happily ever after? Because from all the signs, those two crazy kids could actually make a go of it.

i feel like i can answer that question with another au.

once upon a time, back five years ago in the “golden age” of homestuck fandom, my bff and i outlined an amazing fanadventure, where post game all patrons/kids were married, respectively.

the punchline, of every goddamn joke, EVERY GODDAMN JOKE, was that each couple was really, really bad at being married except daverezi. daverezi was the only perfect, wholesome, heteronormative couple, against all odds. and they HATED IT. they hated that they were good at it. they never asked for this. they were so domestic. they had perfect, wonderful sex where they gazed deep into each other’s eyes while in missionary despite one of them being blind and dreamed about the children they would have.

and they pretend otherwise, to everyone, because they hate it so much. they subtly allude to all the dirty kinks they don’t have in public. they pretend to be swingers. they go as “nacho and salsa” to john’s racist cinco de mayo party and make vore jokes. but they fool no one.

since i really haven’t reevaluated my ships since then and also i subscribe to “5.2stuck” as per characterization forever and always, yes, they will probably make it.