who’s ready for an extremely elaborate fantasy au dirkjohn longfic??? you mean no one asked for this??? well that’s too damn bad. you’re all getting it anyway

featuring john as an overpowered monarch who recently took the throne and dirk as a member of his secret police. as per usual, lots of cool fantasy d&d shit, lots of romance, lots of necromancy, lots of dick jokes

this fic is going to run like a soap opera and will include all the tags a soap opera normally includes. murder! mayhem! manic depression! mystery! mischief! manipulation! macbethian contrivances! machiavellian scheming! mmmmm delicious depictions of food!

coming… december, sometime. will post again when the first chapter is up.