the first chapter of Vanitas vanitatum is up on AO3! it’s part of my intimidatingly long au-ficverse, but you are welcome to only read this story if the other ones don’t interest you (this one is very different than the other two).
also this is some extra serious promo art but the story is pretty much just going to be dirk having constant heart attacks at the godawful out-of-left-field shit john pulls. click below to read