I really like the dirkjake dynamic in vv and the pet name of pet, I want to know more what freaky things did they do in bed

i mean, in-fic they dated when they were teens and jake was a big weepy pushover so everything was probably a godawful mess. but here, anon, have a vv au scenario where, instead of initiating a whirlwind romance with john, dirk hopped right back into a freaky fetish escapade fest with jake english.

jake won because he brought a gun to a knife fight. don’t worry. jake can resurrect people at will. it’s fine. it’s totally fine. it’s fine. it’s- okay god, the dirkjake version of vv would just give everyone the heebie jeebies. thank god i did not write that.

vanitas vanitatum is here! (it’s dirkjohn, if you’re not aware)